The Husband Store.

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  1. Hot Wheels

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    The Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New
    York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.
    Among the instructions at the entrance is a
    description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
    floors and the value of the product increases as the
    shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose
    any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go
    up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
    except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
    husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are
    Extremely Good Looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
    Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
    Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a
    Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the
    sixth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
    solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also
    opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have
    money.

    The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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  2. heelfetish

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    :rofl Thanks for the laugh! :)
     
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    :rofl

    Good one! :)
     
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    :rofl good one.
     
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    Always looking for something better I guess. It was getting better for her as she went higher so she kept going.

    I think men would probably do the same thing. You got to get you moneys worth. :rofl
    If you pay for a husband then you have to pay for it twice. :lol :rofl
     
  7. Dreama

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    I think it's just our curiosity, really. ;)
     
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    LMAO you think that is because you are not married to a woman ;)
     
  9. Dreama

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    Well, I might have a mind to do so, with all of the things men think about us!:D
     
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    :lol Nice
     
  11. Dreama

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    Thanks, Ryan. :D
     
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    I love women and think all women should be treated with respect and dignity because I believe God created them to be respected in every way. I believe God's most beautiful creation is woman and should be treated as such. I think if God took the time to make women so beautiful then he meant for them to be treated like they are Gods most beautiful creation.
     
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    LOVE IT HOT WHEELS!! :rofl
    ~Bella