Hi y'all. Hope you are having a good holiday season. I was hoping you could share some funny sex stories with me because I am home alone with what is probably bronchitis. I thought I was coming down with laryngitis but then other symptoms started up, and now I can barely talk and I'm coughing like a seal or whatever animal that makes that sound and my ears are full and I have vertigo and even a strange noise coming from my chest while breathing. My doc doesn't have any openings until Monday so I may end up at an urgent care place tomorrow so I can get an antibiotic. We were supposed to go skiing yesterday but I wasn't up for it, and then maybe sledding today, so I told my bf he might as well just go in to work and not take the vacation time. I am on comp time, which I may change to sick time when I go back to work. Last year's cold and flu season skipped me, and this is the second time I've been sick this round. I've not taken a sick day in the six years I've worked at the place I am now. I don't know how to take it easy. If you don't have a funny sex story I'll take anything funny. Maybe you have a story about something ridiculous one of your relatives said over the holidays. I have one so I will tell you that in a while. Come to think of it, I would be happy to hear any story whether it is humorous or not.