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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by melicious, Jun 5, 2007.
I need a strong drink, Lloyd.....and keep them coming. That and a good fuck, if you know anyone...
I've been called a chucklefuck - is that good enough?
Lloyd I’ll take an Irish Wake please, because the day a tasty milf asks for a good fuck and nobody throws her one, this place is truly dead. I'm out of the running so c’mon guys, step it up!
Hiya Lloyd. Time for a nightcap. Tall glass of water over ice please.
Mornin' Lloyd... Just coffee 'n' a drop this mornin'. Paper in yet. Is that a lady I see at the end of the bar? Give her a refill on the water then... on my tab. I'll jus' take whatever's left on yesterday's paper to the back, Lloyd. Cheers.
Lunch time Lloyd. A quickie please
Lloyd... a cold one please!
..... & a round for my friends
It's been a week, Lloyd. I'll take a Manhattan. And then follow that up with another one.
Let's just make sure I have a full glass in front of me at all times.
'Mornin' Ollie... Lloyd got the day off I see... How they hangin'... Just my usual coffee and a drop this mornin' Ollie... Was up most of the night turnin' shit over in my brain... happens all the time now... Been any new folks in here lately? I see the Mets got their asses handed to them again yesterday... pathetic. Time to advance some of the prospects and cut some payroll I think... Management could use a shakeup too... Injuries have been used as an excuse for too long... What's that?... the good old days... these sure won't be part of them a year from now... Was a time you could have a lotta fun in this place... Right... why the hell not, pour me a shot of that Hennesseys if you'll join me... Nah, I won't tell... What's that?... old friends? And who would that be, Ollie... Friends are never old, just mostly gone or absent... What the hell. Cheers, Ollie... I'll be at the back with the coffee and the paper...
'Mornin' Lloyd... another one of them early risings fer me... Just the coffee 'n' a drop for now... Ahhh, nothin' beats a fresh hot cuppa to start the day... care to have a short snort with me... the usual hennesseys is good... Had a quick gander at the headlines just now... nothin' worth readin' about there... Say, Lloyd... ya remember that lady useta come in here I was so hot on? Yeah, that one.... I wanna put a permanent tab down for that lady... classy she was... whatever she asks for is on me... Yeah, permanent... anything... tell her her money's no good here... No, no need to let on who's buyin'... Jus' let me know when you need a refill on that half-yard... I'll be at my usual back table with the obituaries... checkin' to see if I made top ten yet.
my regular please....
Lloyd I'm feeling rather stressed! Stupid estate agents, stupid solicitors. All I'm trying to do is give them lots of money. Anyway I need something to help me relax. Pour me something long & strong please
'Afternoon Lloyd, my friend... Lemme have a double Hennesseys, Lloyd... and a coffee back. It's one of them WTF days so I need a jolt. Can I take yer paper to the back table wi' me... and another Hennesseys to go with it.... Thanx, friend.
Lloyd, gimme a rye whiskey boilermaker, fer crise-sakes... I was just over there at Random Thoughts and there's people talking a language I just don't understand... something about "pre-seasoning" and hand-jobs, and boring shit they seem to be fixated on but don't give a shit about... got me all confused. What the fuck's goin' on... gimme another, quick, and then I'm goin' home and goin' to bed with ear plugs in.
Howdy, Lloyd... Sad to hear ya still got that half-a-yard untapped... The lady must be stayin' away... well, when she does come in, offer her iced tea with some raspberries infused init... might tempt her. She was always a nice filly... Lemme have the usual double Hennesseys with a cuppa black coffee. I wanna get into it slow-like, just like with a woman... no sense in rushin' the best things in life... too little of it nowadays... I'll be at my usual table at the back. Naah... you keep the paper, I'll just stare out the window...
Lloyd, it looks like @Ryan4chat could use a margarita and @Mr_E could use a bourbon. Yes, I know it's been a very long time since I've come around. I'll be making up for the lost time and business tonight, don't you worry about that!
And for me, I'll start with a glass of Cabernet. Right, put it on the usual tab
Running to the door of the Hide-Away Bar n Grill....
why thank you @Rhaenys !!!
Cheers!!! & thank you Lloyd!
Evenin Lloyd....I'll have a bourbon and a beer. Keep em cummin too. There'll be a nice tip in it for ya
Hey there Lloyd,
Please , yes... tall cold beer n a shot of tequila, pls. Plus a round for anyone in this early. Been that kind of week.
What?, oh yeah it's only Monday
Yes, of course, @BeBop 's tab, ty...
One of these please