The Fart Thread

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  1. Barbwire

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    Every once in a while, when I click on the "who's online" button, I see some bot "reading" an old thread whose title grabs my attention. Several months ago, one such thread just screamed at me, begging me to click on it. It was titled, "fart" and reading it made me laugh so hard I just had to post a reply.

    Well, I got into trouble for bumping an old thread, and I learned my lesson, BUT the thread always remained in my head as a true SF classic. Apparently, the Slurpspider loved it too, because just yesterday, it was "reading" that thread again.

    I went back and reread it, and once again, I laughed my ass off. I just don't feel right about having it lie in the SF graveyard where noone can enjoy it, so, here's the link. http://www.sexualforums.com/talk/showthread.php?t=1448

    Remember, read it, but don't you dare reply, lest you suffer the wrath of the mods. :nerv
     
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    I'm laughing so hard I'm farting uncontrollably! :eek :rofl
     
  3. Barbwire

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    Ironicly, the reply I made to that thread that got me busted was very similar to the one you just made, BD. Go figure.
     
  4. Puss_in_boots

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    Holy crap...that thread is hilarious! And it dates from the time when the Swede was an active member here. Unfortunately, it didn't last.

    "There is no love without farts." :rofl Oh god, I love him.
     
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    thats a pretty good thread. poor guy. he should of just let one go and see what her reaction was.:rofl
    they say you are only truly comfortable with some if you can pass some gas in front of them.,
     
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    Great thread! Thanks for finding that one again for us to enjoy...
     
  8. Rose

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    OMG! I remember that thread. Lots of great insight :lol

    I think some threads are simply timeless. They never lose their importance in day-to-day life, hence, posting to a thread like this (though started long ago) shouldn't be considered 'bumping' :shrug

    Let's face it, farting IS important to day-to-day life!
     
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    That post was hilarious.:rofl

    Personally, If she farts while getting off I consider it a job well done. Totally lost control.
     
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    I used to go out with this girl who used fart like nothing on Earth in bed sometimes....
    Until I took a cigarette lighter to bed once....then she never did it again......:brow
     
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    HW, did you set the sheets on fire? My wife doesn't believe you can ignite farts until I showed her a video where a dude caught his pants on fire.
     
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    My son & nephew used to love to demonstrate their talents concerning 'lower gasto-pyrotechnics'! They were the hit of the party (we ARE a highly disfunctional family....)
     
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    Aint that the truth....:lol


    Oh...and when I said she never did it again...I wasnt talking about her farting in bed....
    I was refering to the fact that she never had sex with ME again:rofl
     
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    Sounds like you need a fart diffuser. Find some time of flexible hollow tubing that fits comfortably in your nether orifice---whether it be drinking straw size or fire hose size---treat it liberally inside with either an odor absorbant (arm and hammer) or something aromatic (rose petals) and insert it. You can wear it taped down the length of your leg! Just think--people will tell you your farts smell like roses! To take it a step further, put some steel wool in to dampen the sound--hey it works in silencers for guns! Also, if it is noticed under your jeans, people will think you just have a long tail!!

    This was to funny not to re-post. i was trying to read it to the SO and i started laughing and then crying. took me 3 tries to make it thru.
     
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    lmao those posts are brilliant. Working my way through the thread...
     
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    Yep - there are some subjects in which the :sf community are experts. Farting seems to be one of them :rofl