A man went to the doctor and said: "Doc, when I have sex, and after I ejaculate, my dick gets really sore. Is there anything I can do?" The doctor said: " After you have an organism, take a glass of buttermilk and soak your dick in it for 15 minutes." So after sex, the man went into the kitchen, poured a glass of buttermilk, and put his dick in it. His girlfriend came in, saw this, and said: " I always wondered how you guys reloaded that thing."