The cumshot game

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  1. RawDog

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    My wife and I just invented a game, and we thought I'd post this here and see what you all thought. All that's required is a bottle of tequila (and your favorite lube)

    Every 5 orgasms, both of you have to take a shot. Loser is the first one who's too drunk to fuck.

    Round 1, I lost after 7 shots.

    Sidenote: my idea was to do a shot after every orgasm, but after the first 5, my wife was getting too drunk way too quickly.
     
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    Ok my math might be faulty but 35 orgasms?
     
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    Not quite... the first five was one shot per orgasm. Then we decided to change the rules because it was going to end up a pretty short game. [5 orgasms]

    ...which is when we did two more shots [10 orgasms]. So, the total was 15 orgasms.
     
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    con...grat...u...lations...?
     
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    ?

    Thanks, but why the "..."?

    Besides, she won. :D
     
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    Update: 9 shots in 2.5 hours. Technically, that should add up to 45 orgasms, but we skipped a few. She actually had 58 orgasms.

    Gawd, I love our swing!
     
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    I'll bite....are you sure she's not counting contractions instead of orgasms? Your numbers seem oh, I dunno...somewhat unbelievable.
     
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    TOTALLY agreed. As I can have multiple orgasms for extended periods of time, but for..50 orgasms in one night? Seriously? My clit would fucking fall off before that time.
     
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    Nope. We're counting full blown orgasms. Sometimes, and this is especially true when we're using a counter (one of those clicky ones used by doormen to count people coming through), there are orga-orga-orgasms. It's when she has an orgasm, as it starts tapering off, another orgasm sneaks in under it and gives her another full blown orgasm. Do we count that as one or two? By the way, when we feel brave, we keep count and have a journal of sorts.

    58 orgasms in 2.5 hours is averaging about an orgasm every 2-1/2 minutes. This isn't that difficult.

    She has about 5 maybe 6 clit-only orgasms through the whole "session". I like giving her one or two when I go down on her, before I enter. She has the rest alternating between cul-de-sac, g-spot, and a blend of the three (we grind her clit with my pubic bone while stroking her deep spot with my cockhead).

    She gets even more multi-orgasmic when she's had a few drinks. Obviously, because of the name of the game, tequila is her choice. It's like the female form of viagra for her.
     
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    Okay, that I understand and can relate to. I don't have multiple orgasms when I drink tequila but, it puts me in the mood for anal sex about 90% of the time I drink a margarita.

     
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    It takes all the fun out of the game when you're only able to receive 1-2 orgasms max! Anyways say somebody has more orgasms than you. Is the orgasm on a point system of it's own because its not fair if you just happen to have more orgasms and subsequently end up more drunk. What if they're just hard to get off... they won the game solely on their own inability to get off.

    You should get a point for achieving or making your partner achieve an orgasm and just drink anyways. And you should probably take a shot after every one as it would be difficult having 35 orgasms. The other flaw to your game is that women are never too drunk to fuck.....

    MAJOR JK:p It's just that women can just lay there, they don't have to get hard so it's more likely to see the guy who's TDTF.
     
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    If she can't climb on top and give as much as much as she's getting, she's too drunk to fuck.

    Good point though.
     
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    i think thats a guiness record...
     
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    I doubt it. I did have a sore dick after though. A good kind of sore.

    Besides, a friend of mine manged to have a bit more many years ago.
     
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    Sounds too hardcore for me. Im done after three and even that third one is hard to get to.

    Id rather play see how many shots it takes untill too drunk to fuck. Start with 3 right off the bat. Wait 10 minutes and stick it in, If your good take another shot and repeat.

    Or just get drunk first while teasing each other and then have wild messy liquor dick drunk sex. I miss those days...