The butlers night off

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  1. Kronnie

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    Butlers Nite Off
    A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

    As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

    As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.

    She looked at him and smiled. "Jerves," she said."Take off my dress." He did this carefully."Jerves," she continued." Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

    She looked at him and then said, "Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
     
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    Lol sassy, glad you liked this joke....
    i thought it was a good one :)
     
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    LOL.Cute.
     
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    so few seemed to enjoy this joke though,, but so glad 2 of you as well as i did though :)
     
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    LOL. Now that was funny.
     
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    very good!!! like that one a lot!
     
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    Damn Butler decided to become a french maid... ZING.