The 2nd day before Christmas

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  1. Dog_E_Ryder

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    It was 2 days before Christmas as I sat at my desk.
    I was about to doze off I must confess.
    Then popped through my door a girl in black skirt.
    Who beyond my control began to naughtily flirt.
    She looked in my eyes with a seductive blank stare.
    Then I bent her over the desk and grabbed who long hair.
    Pull my pants down drop your skirt ! I yelled in the air.
    Then we humped and we pumped like a couple of bears.
    When it was over I fell in deep sleep.
    When I woke later I felt durty and cheap.
    As I looked out the window I saw the girl in the black.
    She yelled Merry Christmas to all next year I'll be back.



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    LMAO! That was awesome :) love it!!!
     
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    That was great Dog
     
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    BTW loved that black skirt. ;):p
     
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    I will cum again next year ;)
     
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    I sure hope it's long before next year! ;)
     
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    hmmmm... open year round 7 days a week here. Doesn't have to be a seasonal or annual thing. The Dog is always ready to go for a ride. Barooooooooo!! :p
     
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    This is ridiculously degrading to be honest. Well, in my opinion, at least. But, some of the ladies already seem to like what you wrote, so whatever. I guess it wasn't really written for me, was it?

    :rolleyes:
     
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    If you
    Nope it wasn't, so if you don't like it, no need for a negative comment then is there? :)
     
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    Great for a laugh and not degrading as it is just whimsical fiction.
    Jokes don't have to be 100% politically correct :)
     
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    That was pretty funny! It makes me want to do a dirty rewrite of the lyrics to the song, "Santa Baby". If I have time I might give it a go.

    Here are the first three lines:

    "Santa baby, just slip a Sable under the tree for me;
    Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
    So hurry down the chimney tonight"

    We could have Santa slipping his cock in or slipping his tongue in. Come to think of it, I think I saw a dirty version online once. She of course would be an awful bad girl, and Santa would have to hurry down and lick her or spank her or whatever.
     
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    There you go, that's the Christmas spirit. :D
     
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    Raises all kinds of mental pictures. How shall I spend my Christmas ??? LOL
     
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