...I just bought my wife a Hitachi Magic Wand with the G-Whiz attachment for Christmas. Thanks to both CL and Rose, your testimonies have completely sold me on the product!!! I can't wait to get to try it out with her! Of course, I've got to wait for shipping, and then for Christmas to come around... D'Oh!
True. But by the time it arrives It'll probably be only a day or 2 before Christmas. So it'll be better to save it. Maybe I'll break it out on Christmas Eve. You know, let her open one gift early.
One little pointer for ya, Mr.Heely, make sure you have earplugs, smelling salts, and jizz rags on hand before you boot that bad boy up. And speaking of boys, you might want to give the wee baby a shot of brandy in his bottle to knock him out, too. I have a feeling that both you and the missus are going to be screaming and blowing yer loads all over the place when the Wand gets to you. hat
I can just picture Heely staying home from work every day, anxiously peering out the window and pacing, waiting on the mail man. (I know the feeling well.)
Naw... I'm more restrained than that. I'll just be checking the order tracking 38.2 times each day, then staying home and pacing on the day it's destined to arrive.