Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe

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  1. johnnyangel694u

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    Once again this holiday, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe so here goes:

    Please keep in your files as I am getting tired of typing this up every year!



    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp. baking powder
    1 cup water
    1 tsp. salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    1 bottle tequila
    2 cups dried fruit

    Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

    Repeat.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

    At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try another cup just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick the fruit up off the floor.

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

    Check the tequila.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
    Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

    Cherry Christmas
     
  2. Dreama

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    And major Lulz ensued
     
  3. HardRocker

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    Maybe if you kept it in your files, all you would have to do is put and caste it ever year.:eyes