Teasers for the curious

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  1. Kiltedtxn

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    [photo]5955[/photo]
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    Looks like a hot dog.... Better take the pants off so we can confirm/deny
     
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    We'll see;)
     
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    I walked around with a roll of summer sausage in my pants one day. I got a lot of approving smiles from a lot of gals.........until one came up with a package of crackers and some cheese and asked for a slice. :eek:
     
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    That's freakin hilarious :D
     
  6. ilkley

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    You could get a lot of unwelcome attention from dogs with a sausage down your pants
     
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    This whole conversation is pretty funny. Thank you.
     
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    Oh, how well I know. I had to switch to summer sausage after the roll of bologna I had tried prior kept knocking against my knees and tripping me with a pack of hounds on my heels! Vienna sausage got no response from the ladies, when I tried talking to them they just rolled their eyes:rolleyes::rolleyes: like they didn't even notice. Summer sausage is just right. I like to look into a ladies eyes I am trying to pick up and whisper the words "When I say Hillshire, you some Farms!" If she answers "Farms!" I got her right where I want her! Sometimes she is kind of dissapointed when she finds out I'm packing a summer sausage instead of what she's wanting, but hey, I can't please them all, all the time! If she's hungry, she'll appreciate me! LOL :p
     
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    So I'm starting to get the impression I'm be called out (pun intended) :p
     
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    Nah, just having a little fun. Truthfully, I stole the summer sausage thing from a buddy who suggested I try it when I re-entered the dating scene a few years back. You might consider showing it all to the ladies though, I may have sparked a bit of doubt in their mind. LOL o_O
     
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    LOL no worries. Dangerous business with that "false advertising" I have known some women that would feed that sausage to someone in reverse chronological order.......if ya know what I mean:eek:

    I think the only doubting Thomasina might be H4H based on her first post;):p
     
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    Not for sure, but I think H4H is from Missouri, the show me state! LOL:D
     
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    LMAO!!!!

    Should have offered her some Cheese Whiz!!!
     
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    Thanks CL, damn near lost a mouthful of wine
     
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    You are welcome!
     
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    I do love teases like this.....
     
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    Nope :D
     
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    I'm from the fugetaboutit state!
     
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    But could you be persuaded to move the ohgoneonthenstate?

    Think I've heard of a place in the US called buttmountonher.