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Discussion in 'Adult Photos and Videos' started by Kiltedtxn, Feb 19, 2014.
Looks like a hot dog.... Better take the pants off so we can confirm/deny
I walked around with a roll of summer sausage in my pants one day. I got a lot of approving smiles from a lot of gals.........until one came up with a package of crackers and some cheese and asked for a slice.
That's freakin hilarious
You could get a lot of unwelcome attention from dogs with a sausage down your pants
This whole conversation is pretty funny. Thank you.
Oh, how well I know. I had to switch to summer sausage after the roll of bologna I had tried prior kept knocking against my knees and tripping me with a pack of hounds on my heels! Vienna sausage got no response from the ladies, when I tried talking to them they just rolled their eyes like they didn't even notice. Summer sausage is just right. I like to look into a ladies eyes I am trying to pick up and whisper the words "When I say Hillshire, you some Farms!" If she answers "Farms!" I got her right where I want her! Sometimes she is kind of dissapointed when she finds out I'm packing a summer sausage instead of what she's wanting, but hey, I can't please them all, all the time! If she's hungry, she'll appreciate me! LOL
So I'm starting to get the impression I'm be called out (pun intended)
Nah, just having a little fun. Truthfully, I stole the summer sausage thing from a buddy who suggested I try it when I re-entered the dating scene a few years back. You might consider showing it all to the ladies though, I may have sparked a bit of doubt in their mind. LOL
LOL no worries. Dangerous business with that "false advertising" I have known some women that would feed that sausage to someone in reverse chronological order.......if ya know what I mean
I think the only doubting Thomasina might be H4H based on her first post
Not for sure, but I think H4H is from Missouri, the show me state! LOL
Should have offered her some Cheese Whiz!!!
Thanks CL, damn near lost a mouthful of wine
You are welcome!
I do love teases like this.....
I'm from the fugetaboutit state!
But could you be persuaded to move the ohgoneonthenstate?
Think I've heard of a place in the US called buttmountonher.