Tax Time

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  1. johnnyangel694u

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    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
    file her taxes.

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
    questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then
    asks,"What's your occupation?"

    "I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to
    rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

    "No, that still won't work. Try again."

    They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
    farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
    prostitute?"

    "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

    "Chicken Farmer it is."