I read this once, what’s the things you should never do while making love, the things you don’t do are as important as the ones you do: Never answer the phone Never glance at your watch Never interrupt yourself for a whining pet Never leave too little time Never say anything negative about your partner’s body, Encourage openmindedness, but never push too hard Never criticize your partner’s technique (do discuss it later) Never fake orgasm Never criticize your partner in any way Never talk about un-sexy topics when making love anything else?
Pet the dog with your foot while he's busy ( true story a friend of mine actually did this.. Thank god it wasn't with me )
Fart only if you're sure you can pull off a one-cheek sneak, and only if there's a dog nearby to catch the blame.
never call out someone elses name never thrust all the way never talk about dinner never lie or fake never fall asleep
I ignored my cat's complaints during sex and he rewarded me by pissing on the clothes on the floor. :yell Now I always attend to him.
yep nobody wants to clean up messes that could have been prevented. - I have answered phone calls in the past. Sometimes it's that important that you have to. It may have taken some of the heat away from the situation but it's not like it's hard to get back to the hot and heavy. - Any mention of an ex is a turn off for me.
Hmmm, how about doing it while you're on the phone? Assuming it's some boring business and not your mother of course :lol
I was in America at the time and my family would ring late lol.. so it was always either my kids or my mother ringing
waaaay off topic, but I just read some dude in New Zealand was depressed... Cut his finger off, put it in a stew pot and ate it.. Good grief how sad...
because, the girl gets what she asks for. usually when i girl gets going she might say, harder, faster, or deeper. well, when she says deeper, shes going to get deeper, heh.
Never call her names(bitch/whore/slut...etc) without talking about it beforehand Never randomly put it in her ass if you aren't sure she's into it (anal is one of the few sex acts that isn't a good idea to be spontaneous about) Never yawn Never ask her name Never remind her of how much she looks like her mom/sister Never tell her she reminds you of ANYONE NEVER tell her you might have... something NEVER laugh Never sing Never pretend you just came inside of her Never sneeze/cough in her face Never let her know if her "situation" smells/tastes raunchy. (If you go down on her and its rank, oh well. You're in it now.) Never compare her to ANYONE, in a positive or negative manner. Never pause to eat food/take a sip of drink
Unless it's his mother and you both get a bit of perverse entertainment out of him being on the phone with her during sex. :lol
Because you might hit her cervix. Trust me that does not feel good. On topic: Never check email while having sex.
Such a dilema, having kids... We have to wait until they're in bed to do it but if we wait until they go to sleep (they play with toys or video games 1-2 hours after going up) then my wife might be too tired. So we're taking a chance that they might have some sort of demand - food, drink, mess, fighting over a toy. Pretty much if that happens, can't avoid it, and it makes it unlikely she'll be able to cum. Here's another dilema... Some of the more fun things are sometimes easier to get her to agree to in the middle of lovemaking when she's more into it, BUT it's kinda necessary to get some planning ahead if possible... For example, making videos. Fumbling with a camera trying to mount it on a tripod after oral sex, the mood kinda dies. Having it ready to go beforehand, much better.
