[Ask a Guy] Sweet Love

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  1. Jolay

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    I read this once, what’s the things you should never do while making love, the things you don’t do are as important as the ones you do:

    Never answer the phone
    Never glance at your watch
    Never interrupt yourself for a whining pet
    Never leave too little time
    Never say anything negative about your partner’s body, Encourage openmindedness, but never push too hard
    Never criticize your partner’s technique (do discuss it later)
    Never fake orgasm
    Never criticize your partner in any way
    Never talk about un-sexy topics when making love

    anything else?
     
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    One of my all-time favorites...as told to me by a previous spouse:

    Never say "Just stick it in"
     
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    Pet the dog with your foot while he's busy ( true story a friend of mine actually did this.. Thank god it wasn't with me )
     
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    Don't text while fucking
    Don't Make Sudden Turns While Fucking
     
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    Fart only if you're sure you can pull off a one-cheek sneak, and only if there's a dog nearby to catch the blame.
     
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    never call out someone elses name
    never thrust all the way
    never talk about dinner
    never lie or fake
    never fall asleep
     
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    Don't talk about what's needed from the grocery store.
     
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    I ignored my cat's complaints during sex and he rewarded me by pissing on the clothes on the floor. :yell Now I always attend to him.
     
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    yep nobody wants to clean up messes that could have been prevented.

    - I have answered phone calls in the past. Sometimes it's that important that you have to. It may have taken some of the heat away from the situation but it's not like it's hard to get back to the hot and heavy.

    - Any mention of an ex is a turn off for me.
     
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    Hmmm, how about doing it while you're on the phone? :) Assuming it's some boring business and not your mother of course :lol
     
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    never thrust all the way??????? why not?? i don't get it.
     
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    I was in America at the time and my family would ring late lol.. so it was always either my kids or my mother ringing :p
     
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    waaaay off topic, but I just read some dude in New Zealand was depressed... Cut his finger off, put it in a stew pot and ate it..
    Good grief how sad...
     
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    because, the girl gets what she asks for. usually when i girl gets going she might say, harder, faster, or deeper. well, when she says deeper, shes going to get deeper, heh.
     
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    Never call her names(bitch/whore/slut...etc) without talking about it beforehand
    Never randomly put it in her ass if you aren't sure she's into it (anal is one of the few sex acts that isn't a good idea to be spontaneous about)
    Never yawn
    Never ask her name
    Never remind her of how much she looks like her mom/sister
    Never tell her she reminds you of ANYONE
    NEVER tell her you might have... something
    NEVER laugh
    Never sing
    Never pretend you just came inside of her
    Never sneeze/cough in her face
    Never let her know if her "situation" smells/tastes raunchy. (If you go down on her and its rank, oh well. You're in it now.)
    Never compare her to ANYONE, in a positive or negative manner.
    Never pause to eat food/take a sip of drink
     
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    Unless it's his mother and you both get a bit of perverse entertainment out of him being on the phone with her during sex. :lol
     
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    Because you might hit her cervix. Trust me that does not feel good.

    On topic: Never check email while having sex.
     
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    half of these things people would never do during any kind of sex anyway
     
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    Such a dilema, having kids... We have to wait until they're in bed to do it but if we wait until they go to sleep (they play with toys or video games 1-2 hours after going up) then my wife might be too tired. So we're taking a chance that they might have some sort of demand - food, drink, mess, fighting over a toy. Pretty much if that happens, can't avoid it, and it makes it unlikely she'll be able to cum.

    Here's another dilema... Some of the more fun things are sometimes easier to get her to agree to in the middle of lovemaking when she's more into it, BUT it's kinda necessary to get some planning ahead if possible... For example, making videos. Fumbling with a camera trying to mount it on a tripod after oral sex, the mood kinda dies. Having it ready to go beforehand, much better.
     
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    i must not hit the cervix cuz ima hard thruster and never had a complaint.:)