Sweden: The land of MASSIVE COCKS.

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  1. Puss_in_boots

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    I cracked up when I read this, especially the part about there being lots of "stiff competition" for the title of Church Cock of the Year, which I'm sure was deliberate on the part of the writer. :lol
     
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    I was disappointed to see this was in the community lounge thread Puss. I knew straight away that I would not get a sneak peak at my competition :brow

    :lol
     
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    Also Sweden just passed a law that the John
    not the prostitute gets arrested.
    I lived in Flint Michigan for a few years and they tried that.
    And they published it on the front page of the local paper
    Needless to say the divorce rate went up.
    And a lot of cops were sued and lost their jobs.
    So that was quickly stopped.

    Hiker
     
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    LOL, Puss!
     
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    The church cock? That is a priceless post, Puss! :hyper
     
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    PIB...you're killin' me! I'm dyin' over here! :rofl
     
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    I know. I couldn't stop laughing for at least five minutes when I first read this article. Most Swedes don't understand why English speakers find this so funny. :lol Their word for male chicken/rooster sounds nothing like "cock."

    “There aren’t really any scientific criteria for how the cock is chosen,” said Torbjörn Österholm of Land magazine.

    Oh, really?? :lol
     
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    :rofl

    He must be well hung too. He has been up there for 262 years.:lol
     
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    Years ago, my hubby worked for a very prestigious accounting firm. Each year, they had their Christmas party at the Fort Orange Club, a very swanky affair, indeed.

    The first year I went with my husband, we were still dating. He told me it was a formal party, so I bought a gown and got my hair done. It took me about 2 hours to get ready, but I looked great, if I do say so myself.

    Anyways, as we walk into the lobby, I was awed at how richly the place was decorated and how classy everyone looked all dressed up in their finest. As we stood, drinking our cocktails, waiting for dinner, we hob-nobbed with all of the firm's elite clientele. I was also really nervous, so I was drinking like a fish.

    We were standing there, talking to the mayor of the capital of New York, when I looked up and saw a portrait of a friar holding a big, red, rooster. (he was a founding member, I think)

    I said in my very best indoor voice, "Look at the size of the cock that monk is holding."

    The mayor laughed so hard he spit out his drink. My husband just shook his head as the room erupted in laughter.

    I made quite an impression, because when we sat down to eat, the mayor insisted I sit beside him.
     
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    That's great, CL. Plus, everyone loves an outspoken chick, especially if she's witty. :)
     
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    :rofl Oh, to have been a fly on that wall ;) That's like a scene right out of a modern comedy...that is classic.

    As to the original article: WWP! :D (That's "worthless without pictures".)
     
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    Could you have said 'Rooster' instead? What a funny, funny, funny, story! :)
     
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    Of course I could have said "rooster" but I was trying to be funny and the comment was meant for my husband's ears, only. Apparently, alcohol makes me lose perspective on just how loud my voice is. :ugh
     
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    This is refered to by us youngins on the internet as the "Pics or Ban" kind of story.