Swear jar

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  1. CLE32793

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    lmao
     
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    Excellent:cool:
     
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    That was pretty dog gone funny! Hey, I just realized I saved a quarter on that video! How fucking awesome is that! Lol.
     
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    Fuck that was fucking funny .......... Oops i need a quarter :) twice :D
     
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    We had one at work but their idea of 'swearing' was totally different than mine and they used the change daily for snacks and drinks which I didn't consume so i said fuck that shit and didn't put in my money.
     
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    If there was a reward for swearing wouldn't it only encourage people to swear more? I know I for one would be sitting next to the swear jar with rolls of quarters, yelling:
    "Fuck that stapler. Fuck that desk. Fuck that paperwork. Fuck the TPS reports. Fuck that phone. Fuck the boss. Fuck Brad, from accounting. Fuck Stephanie from the front desk -- whoops, we all fucking already fucking have! Fuck office Christmas parties. Fuck these slacks. Fuck this chair. Fuck the cubicles. Fuck the carpet. Fuck the fucking shitty cookie-cutter motel art on the fucking walls. Fuck Debra's fucking rubber tree plant. Fuck the line of coke I snort every fucking day in the fucking bathroom with Adam. Fuck the weak coffee in the fucking shithole of a fucking break room. Fuck listening to Katherine talk about her fucking shitty kids. Fuck this fucking swear jar. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"
     
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    Did you hear the one about the two little boys that decided they were old enough to start swearing. The went downstairs to breakfast and their mother asked what they wanted. Little Johnny, anxious to start swearing, said "oh shit ma, just give me a damn old bowl of cereal I guess". The mother turned around and slapped him across the face hard enough to knock him out of his chair! She turned to Billie and asked "so, what do you want this morning?" Looking down at his dazed brother he quickly said "I dunno ma, but I sure as fuck don't want cereal!"
     
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    That was awesome, I love it and I'm instituting this in my workplace today