I wanted to share a funny thing that happened yesterday: I was under the weather for almost an entire week. So under the weather - that I completely abstained from sex and masturbation. For someone that usually comes everyday, this was a long and painful period of time. Fortunately, I turned the corner yesterday and I was ready for a big release. My wife was dealing with some cramps and headaches, so it was going to be either a handjob....or playing alone. Of course I chose the handjob. I laid down on the bed and she knelt in front of my raging hard-on. She pumped for only a few minutes before I was ready to explode. We both expected a big load, but we were absolutely shocked at the eruption that ensued. This was by far the biggest load that I've ever seen or produced. This cumshot blasted me right in my face! Next shot hit the wall behind the bed's headboard. "Holy shit!" she screamed as she started laughing, while I just kept coming and coming. It seemed to last 15 seconds. Her hand and my entire body was absolutely dripping in cum. It was a very hot, but also very funny experience. Can you say porn blooper? Has this anymore had an experience like this before? Any surprise self-facials?