Stupidest Things You've Ever Heard

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  1. Kermit

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    what are the stupidest things you've ever heard come out of someone's mouth

    I was working one day and i have to explain all thirty different lotto tickets....identify them (even if they're clearly visible on the other side) what number they're on for some bullshit theory. But anyways the stupidest thing i've ever heard form a lotto addict....i was informing him that we had 2 Dollar Jumbos, my fucking draw dropped when i heard this:

    HOW MUCH ARE THOSE?

    and when i told someone to get away from behind me and behind my counter:

    IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!
     
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    LOL funny funny so funny
     
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    My wife is far from stupid, but she has had a couple of good ones:

    Once, while watching jet planes take off and land, she saw the ground crews and asked in a serious tone:"why don't they just put jet engines behind their butts and run around?". It took her two seconds to realize how stupid it sounded, but I was already on the floor.:lol
     
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    Well..... to tell on myself....when I was a junior in HS at cheerleading camp I brightly asked someone if Frazier Baptist was a catholic school......

    they looked at me kindof funny and then I was like doh!
     
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    That reminds me of, "Quick, what's the number for 911?"
     
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    "Come and help me give this guy a blow job"
     
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    :lol if you ask the wrong people they will tell you it's probably Bin Laden :D
     
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    Anything out of Michelle Bachmans or Sarah Palins mouth...Come on Republicans WTF.
     
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    "Islam, i don't know much about it, but i don't like it!"

    "you know what i like about Mapco, they don't support the homosexual agenda!"
     
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    My ex-friend (she fired me, lol) and I were discussing the new knife set I had purchased and I was naming each one and reading the short descritive of each. I got to the STEAK KNIVES and mentioned that there were six instead of four (the number in our family) and said it will be nice just to have a couple ALWAYS clean.
    She replies to me, Oh but Awakened you can use those kind of knives for anything, Like chicken breast or pork chops, really any kind of meat. !!!!
    OMG really, did she just tell me that !!!!!
     
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    You can?!! I can get rid of 3 other sets of knives now. Thanks.