So I was catching up on my reading since I haven't been around in a while. I came across yet another "penis size" thread. Somewhere in the mix I read someone mentioning the girth compared to a toiletpaper center. Curiosity killed the cat. I aroused myself, got the roll, and slowly pushed it down over my member. I noticed it was really really tight going on, but figured if I got it on, I can get it off. Well for some reason that wasn't the case. I'm standing in my bedroom with a full roll of TP on my cock. Damnit. It almost feels like I'm pulling tendons or something when I try to pull off the roll. My small brain never processed the fact that I should just sit there and let it go soft. Instead I quickly start unrolling it fast as I can. Get to the cardboard and carefully start tearing it. Free at last! What am I left with you might ask? A feeling of shame/stupidity. A lesson learned the hardway. And what seems like 2 miles of unrolled TP on my floor. Guys... If your curious like I was, just measure the damn thing. Don't fuck a roll of TP haha.