Stupid stupid stupid

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  1. r6guy002

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    So I was catching up on my reading since I haven't been around in a while. I came across yet another "penis size" thread. Somewhere in the mix I read someone mentioning the girth compared to a toiletpaper center. Curiosity killed the cat. I aroused myself, got the roll, and slowly pushed it down over my member. I noticed it was really really tight going on, but figured if I got it on, I can get it off. Well for some reason that wasn't the case. I'm standing in my bedroom with a full roll of TP on my cock. Damnit. It almost feels like I'm pulling tendons or something when I try to pull off the roll. My small brain never processed the fact that I should just sit there and let it go soft. Instead I quickly start unrolling it fast as I can. Get to the cardboard and carefully start tearing it. Free at last!

    What am I left with you might ask?
    A feeling of shame/stupidity.
    A lesson learned the hardway.
    And what seems like 2 miles of unrolled TP on my floor.

    Guys... If your curious like I was, just measure the damn thing. Don't fuck a roll of TP haha.
     
  2. igor

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    Good advice! :))
     
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    Thanks, r6. Reminds me of the time I stuck mine in a Bounty paper towel roll and when the head popped out the other end it was like a one way latch. Lucky for me, when it got hard, it just split the roll wide open. [smiley: ha ha ha ha ha]:p
     
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    haha yeah something similar happened to me... but it was a steel socket for a ratchet :eek. Didnt know metal could just spit into 20 pieces....
     
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    :eek

    Loving some dick tales LOL
     
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    That was amazing-sorry for your trapped penis though!
     
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    Have I told you lately that I love you?

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  8. HardRocker

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    Once I was changing a flat tire and my jack handle bent because the rusted jack was too stiff, so I had to stick my dick into the receiver on the jack. Then I got an erection and used it to finish lifting the car.
     
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    :D:D:D
     
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    Whatchu smilin' at, girl? You want to see if it can lift you off the floor? :cool
     
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    Too funny!

    I've tried the toilet paper roll trick myself a long, long time ago. I believe it was mentioned on Sex with Sue a while back. She said that if you are as big as a toilet paper roll, you are average. I tried, and found that I couldn't fit the roll down over unless not fully erect. So I was satisfied... for a moment. It was then that I wondered if she meant a full roll.
     
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    You know it baby...jack mama up! :D
     
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    That's why I always use a scissors jack. You have to screw it up and down.