Ok just like the title says, have fun. I'll start. Once in a company meeting my boss talking to an engineer: Boss: where are you from? Engineer : Nigeria Boss: oh I thought you were from Africa Engineer looks at me like And I'm like .... Lol Yesterday, the boss- I ordered the vegan pizza. It had lettuce not lettuce olives tomatoes chicken pepperonis--wait I say. That's not vegan pizza-- He says yes it is. Those are just add on's. Lol what??? Have fun keep it going.