Strangest sexual request you've ever had?

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  1. Amature

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    I am curious to know what the strangest (in your opinion, I'm not being judgemental!) that you have ever had was? My requests are pretty tame by today's standards, but this does interest me if you care to share.
     
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    "Don't cum in me or on me, just cum ON THE COUCH. I'll clean it up". WTF?!? I was perplexed...(I shot more on her pussy than on the couch though. Lol)
     
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    Him - hello
    Me - hi
    Him - want to have sex?
    Me {delete conversation}
     
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    I don't blame you. Back when I was into chatting with the ladies on Messenger and online dating one of the thing the ladies complimented me on was I didn't ask them to show me their breasts or ask them for sex. Not that I wasn't thinking it, I just had enough restraint not to ask. Of course I never got much sex either.
     
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    I want to know who he was, and why he's using my lines!!!
     
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    LOL. I bet. I always asked if the girls were interested in clean chat with an old guy. One time this woman said "clean, yeh, I bet" and started trying to talk sex. Just for the heck of it, every time she said something sexual I would turn it into something innocent. She "I'm not wearing any panties" Me: "yeh, it's been really hot here too. They are calling for rain tomorrow, that should cool things off some." That type thing. Pissed her off after a while, but it was fun for me. I've enjoyed phone sex a few times with someone I had got to know and seen pictures of though. That was kind of different.
     
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    I have had several men ask to wear my tights.

    And that was me finished with those men instantly!
     
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    The ones I receive
    I want to suck until you cum, but don't cum in my mouth
    You do everything you want as long as you cum on my face
    I want to give you a BJ, you cum in my mouth, then you leave (no giving back?)
     
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    Idk man these don't sound like that terrible of requests though.
     
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    So........is that a no? Or...
     
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    Can my brother join us. WTF !! No and goodbye
     
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    Had similar request in the backseat of a trans am, only she didn't want it on her leather seats either. Hell its fucking hard enough to fuck in a trans am anyways little long direct where the load is going in that crowded environment especially when you Cum like Peter North, I guess she thought I was going to roll it out the window.:D
     
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    I know, they are my worst ones though. I don't qualify for that category
     
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    When I was younger, I worked in a large electronics store in NYC. I was in the basement stock room one day, alone with another employee, a muscular short guy in his late teens or early 20's, from the South Bronx, and out of the blue he asked me, "So, Barent, when are you going to give me a blowjob?" I told him that I didn't swing that way. If I had done as he wanted, he probably would have told his friends about it and I'd have had to quit. Or, he was just testing me to see what I would say. He never brought up anything like that again. I'd had guys hit up on me before and since, but that was the most blunt anybody had ever been, lol.

    I've had a lot of PM, IM and Chat talks, and sometimes some really strange stuff comes up, but it's only talk, perhaps pics or cam, and nothing more.
     
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    I'm always thrown off and find it strange when someone says, "I want you to fuck me." Like, wait - what? Are you seeing the same person as everyone else when you look at me?! :eek:

    J/K - the only thing that even comes close to qualifying was when she's asked me to let her use her feet to finish me off. If it was anyone else I'd have been like, NO! But this woman is perfect, so ... ... ...
     
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    " I want to pee in your belly button " .....huh? Why there? Conversation broken up..
     
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    huh, how big is your belly button?
     
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    Lol not that big....chalk that up to another reason that's a strange request
     
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    Yuk!!
     
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    A girl once asked my if she could suck my boots while I ate her! I left quite quickly
     
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