Strange things used to masturbate

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  1. AK47J

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    What are the weirdest/strangest things you have used to masturbate?

    One time I rolled up some bubble wrap and squirted a bunch of lotion in the "hole" and went to town. It was weird but felt good.

    I've used a big bulky back massager on my dick, it worked pretty good

    Had a giant couch and huge ottoman (ottoman alone was the size of a small bed). Fabric was some type of micro fiber stuff. The ottoman had a fold/crease at the perfect height for me to kneel and thrust into the fold of the cushion. Other nice things about this were that I could set my phone on the ottoman and watch porn while playing with my nipples and thrusting all at the same time.

    I'm sure there are other things I will remember later
     
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    Interesting topic..., makes me feel that my masturbation is very boring tho.... Lol
     
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    Agreed. Although I had a friend once that used to squirt lotion between the couch cushions and fuck the couch. Haha :D This went on for awhile. Then his mother found the stains. He really didn't have an excuse so he fessed up. she made him see a counselor and everything hahaha.
     
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    Squash, cucumber, doors, sides of bath tubs, tampons, toothbrush, combs, handle of the plunger, stuffed animals, probably more that I can't think of right now.
     
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    How does one masturbate with a door? Not being a dick just curious...
     
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    Wrap legs around the side of it grab the handle and hump it.
     
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    Also make up brushes, bottle of water, hot tub jets, books and remotes.
     
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    What was the most fun? Felt the best?
     
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    Best I have is a sharpie marker.... At work
     
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    The giant stuffed animal was the most fun. Comb felt the most interesting. Nothing beats my hubby though.
     
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    I don't mean to overstep bounds or pry, I'm just very curious. Why was the stuffed animal fun? How did you use it? And what kind of comb? How did you use it?
     
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    It was something different and other reasons I don't care to share. Just humped it. Just a regular flat comb with a flat handle. Rubbed the bristle part on my clit.
     
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    Thank you :)
     
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    Sure.
     
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    Not exactly something I "used" to masturbate, but one time I sat on a bag of ice, had it pressed tight against my taint and balls while I jerked off.
     
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    Surely I have written about this here and there on the forum. Y'all might just find out what a freakin orgasm slut I am if I listed them all in one place.

    Here's a few for starters....a garlic press (as recently mentioned on another thread), bottles of various sizes and materials (my favorites being the bottom end of a metal hair spray bottle, this one perfume bottle, and a lime juice bottle I keep in the frig), tubular cigar holder, tooth brush, electronic tooth brush, brush handle, candle, carrot, cucumber, straw, cup, my Clarisonic, a couple floggers, beaters, spatulas, spoon, knife, fork, hardware, hose.

    But then there is my love of cold things. This would involve the aforementioned refrigerated lime juice and also ice, Popsicles, and metal things I freeze or refrigerate. By the way, those vibrators that you can freeze with water in them are a waste of money.

    Last spring I used the ice cream scoop at a beach vacation rental. So I ended up replacing it with a new one of a much higher quality. It was me and the scoop on the living room sofa bed. Everyone else was in a bedroom.

    There's more but that should do for now.
     
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    Plastic coke bottle, remote and end of tennis racquet
     
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    You go girl. My toothbrush has been used. One of those cheapy crest electric toothbrushes
     
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    It may not be that strange but I really love the massage setting on the shower head, and my Hitachi Magic Wand lol. My first "vibrator" was an electric toothbrush. I guess I am not the only one :p
     
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    What sized coke bottle?