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  1. bigballs69

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    this has probably been done before but I'm going to start off a story with one sentence and then the next person ads to it with another sentence




    one morning i was getting out of bed and the craziest thing happened.
     
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    I fell flat on my face because her panties was caught
    around my foot.
     
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    i landed in the last nights romantic meal, the chinease.
     
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    After shaking the bits of chicken chow mein off my face, I looked up and noticed the 12'' suction-cup dildo was stuck to the TV screen...
     
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    Couldn't help but laugh as the news
    reporters face was right behind it.

    Hiker
     
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    But I just had to turn the TV off and start to focus on the day ahead of me.
     
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    Wondering where I'm going to get some pussy tonight.

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    That's when it came to me, I had the perfect plan...:dgrin
     
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    i'm going to go the bar and try to score some fresh pusssy
     
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    When I arrived at the bar I saw that it was filled with the usual crowd, a bunch of misfits not worth my time except for one lonely figure dancing on an otherwise empty dance floor.
     
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    i figured that wasn't the place for me so i left.
     
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    As I walked down the road, away from the bar, I noticed a beautiful woman sitting at the bus stop crying:cry
     
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    i started to walk over to her to see what was wrong
     
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    At that moment a dark car skidded to the curb, the back door was flung open, and in almost no time a masked stranger snatched the crying woman from the bus stop into the mystery car. Her startled, swollen eyes had met mine for a brief moment before she was manhandled into the car, and as I ran towards the spot where she'd stood just seconds ago, I noticed the piece of paper she'd dropped on the sidewalk. It said...

    ETA: Oops, Ok, more than one sentence. So sue me.
     
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    It said... I'm going to be kidnapped by the people of SF for writing paragraphs instead of sentences on a sentence thread and I think I'm going to be tortured unless some hero follows the car to save me.:p
     
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    so i followed them into an abandoned ware house were i saw many sexual torture devises, i then got out of my car
     
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    I crept stealthily through the dark night until I reached a grimy window in the warehouse that I could see through while remaining safely secluded from those on the inside.
     
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    My shoe got stuck in a pot of cement and used condoms, with a "thuck" sound.
     
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    "Oh shit," I murmured, my secret mission momentarily forgotten as I tried to free my foot from its grotesque prison.