Something that really pisses me the hell off

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  1. Jayce

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    Is when I'm takin a piddle and I finish, so I shake my dinger to get the excess liquid off of the projectile, and there's this one little engine-that-could pissdrop that somehow finds itself flying in the air and landing on my finger.

    Now, I'm an avid handwasher, but it just pisses me off when I shake my dinger to prepare it for hibernation when a cloud comes by and rains on my parade. Or in this case, my finger. I mean, what the hell? You women have it easy.
     
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    Fuck you baby. Fuck you.
     
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    Oh yeah? Oh yeah?? *gets in your face, snaps fingers* Do you think we wouldn't love being able to whip it out and go anywhere, anytime (legally)? Pee-shaw. The having to drop your pants and undies to squat thing is annoying and inconvenient.

    And try having a little dribble run out after you've pulled your undies back up :p
     
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    Hell, I've had that happen too. I'm assuming you female urinary muscle contractions peeing shit is the same as guys, but when I'm finished I normally thrust my muscles to kinda force out anything left inside my dinger. Now, I'll flop him back inside and close up shop. As I walk away I feel a sudden "rush" come out as if I had one more thrust left. I tell you what, that sucks ass. It normally happens when I drink a lotttttttt though. :(
     
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    Can I bite your left boob?
     
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    Will it make you feel better?
     
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    ... just caught the tail end of this one....

    ummm.... is something wrong with Mel's right boob?
     
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    Giggles. No. But when he pisses me off I tell him to bite my left tit.
     
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    Why? You got some 'secret venom' in there? :rofl
     
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    You still haven't learned, have you? When you want to in some way shape or form punish somebody, you DO NOT tell JAYCE of ALL PEOPLE to bite a woman's breast. Good God that just instigates me more! :lol
     
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    Kinda like saying, "BAD BOY! - Now come and have some of Grandma's special chocolate chip cookies!" :)
     
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    Yeah. Exactly!

    I get a kick out of it though.

    <3 ya Mel! :boobs
     
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    ooooooh - that left boob DOES look wicked!!! :lol
     
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    melicious is delicious!

    :slong
     
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    You all are SO entertaining! ;> Now, if I could only get Jayce to use OKCupid or eHarmony so that he would be here excitedly telling us about his new squeeze like A1!
     
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    You of course mean "secrete".

    ;)
     
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    No sir, I secrete nothing from my left tit OR my right. I assure you.
     
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    Least we know you aren't poisonous... ;)
     
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    Well darn! I thought that if mel drank some chocolate syrup she would produce chocolate milk! Shucks! ;>