So I bought my hubby something to smack his horse with....

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  1. Barbwire

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    My hubby's horse has a terrible habit of slamming on the brakes and refusing to move when he's the lead on a trail ride. First, hubby tried kicking him, then using blunt spurs to kick him and nothing....So, I thought I'd get him a small bat to use on the horse..more to make noise than to actually hurt him..to see if that helps.

    BUT...When I got it in the mail, I realized that it didn't have a wrist loop to make it easier to hand onto during a ride.

    But...It's blue and glittery and makes a delightful slapping sound when you hit naked flesh with it.

    So, should I return it or use it as a marital aid? ???



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    Marital aid, for sure. Make him watch you spank yourself.
     
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    Or maybe you could use it on your hubby.
     
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    And don't forget to take some pics of the event.
     
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    Looks like they are made for distance-groping.
    "What? I just felt a hand on my ass, but my SO is six feet away! Must be the hand of God!" :lol

    Yes, I just came home from Amsterdam, but I swear I didn't smoke anything! :p
     
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  7. Barbwire

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    Good ideer! I will have to be very careful with his pussy though, his clit is very sensitive. :lol
     
  8. CurvedUp

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    Changed to cock. I could have dot dot dot.
     
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    Marital aid!

    I love it and I want one.
     
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    victorycanter.com

    I like these better....

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    Imagine how adorable a 5 year old girl looks beating her pony with one of those. So cute! So sweet!