So horny that I cant bloody sit still.

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  1. monkeyfacegrace

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    And the kids wont just go to sleep so I can crack on with a dildo session. Argh!

    And my husband is as useless as a chocolate teapot. I love him to bits but my god I've never met a man who can keep up with my sex drive and Im GAGGING! I dream of being married to a sex addict....
     
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  3. oldkid

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    You know of course, there are solutions. What does your husband say about your need? There are others on SF with a similar plaint. There are also men on here willing to help. Some of them are on your side of the pond. Say no more... say no more?
    Perhaps a fella on here would love to "shop" with you some afternoon.
     
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    I think its a woman I need to shag. In fact, Im chatting to a woman right now who may bend over and spread her legs for me ;-)

    Husband is looking at getting testosterone tablets to help increase his libido.

    I JUST NEED SEX. I need a tongue on my clit <sob>
     
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    I need that too.... But NOT from a woman!!! :rolleyes:
     
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  6. oldkid

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    Though what you desire is my speciality, I'm on the wrong side of the pond. Isn't your husband even up to cunnilingus? I like it so much three or four times a day wouldn't be too much. Keep searching and maybe even talk with hubby about a possible threesome with your new chat friend. If that thought doesn't make him horny, you're on your own. Wish I could do more for you.
     
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    He just isn't horny. I can be riding my vibrator next to him and he will just keep watching TV.

    I'm lucky if he goes down on me every few months. Half heartedly. And I can't come. I never come :-(
     
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    I wish I had your full attention here for a couple of days. I'd wear your ass out, unless you need penetration. Now you know where I stand, or don't stand. LOL:D
     
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    Never done anal whilst sober, and it's definitely been an endurance rather than a pleasure. I need to meet a man like you to change that.

    I like being penetrated. In any way ;-)
     
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    Sorry went off on a tangent there.

    Did I mention I was horny?

    Joke is I'm an attractive girl (so I'm told), I could get sex easily.

    I've just signed up to a swingers site!
     
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  11. oldkid

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    "wear your ass out" wasn't meant as I want to fuck your ass. I meant tire you out licking your honey pot over and over and over and over. You'd orgasm so much you'd be wobbly kneed for a week. And while I had you weak, I'd start all over again. cunLik.gif
     
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    Well with a body like yours that means we won't be seeing much of you - pity.
     
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    O.K....,Love the gif..... Mmmmm.... Lucky lady.
     
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    Mmm. Just the word 'ass' made me get all horny over anal, hence the comments.
    Swinging site has brought up a couple of fit girls who are happy to shag me. Just need to fit a meeting into my day. And I may film it as a surprise for husband, many help his libido ;-)

    Jonjo seems to be entertaining me this evening though. I like a bit of flattery :)
     
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    Jonjo seems to be entertaining me this evening though. I like a bit of flattery :)[/QUOTE]

    Goodonya...
    BuckinRide.gif
     
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    Well, after 3 rounds with my rabbit last night, husband decided to join in so I came twice more.

    Only problem now is that it's a new day and the cycle starts again <sigh>
     
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    hum...... right side of the pond :D
     
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    Oh boy, wish I could help but knowing would not be much use for very long......sigh :(
     
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    I'm about as horny as you! I haven't cum in over two weeks and my cock is aching to blow! It doesn't help that I masturbate everyday and don't allow myself to cum.

    But yeah, these frequent erections are starting to be a bit painful. I need some pussy soon.
     
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    Please explain the reasoning behind masterbating without cumming?!