Smooth Like Butta! I am not sure what all lead up to me using ¼ stick of butter as a sex toy but, I am quite sure I have reached a completely new level of weird. Let me explain… The other day I was lying on the couch in my robe, chilling out and watching TV. It was late in the afternoon and I was taking a breather before my son got home from school. I was flicking through the channels when all of a sudden, a wave of horniness hit me. I was feeling too mellow and lazy to masturbate but what The Pussy wants The Pussy wants so I undid the front of my robe and slid my left hand down to investigate my state of arousal. My nipples were as hard as they could get. I rolled one between my thumb and forefinger applying just the right amount of pressure. I licked my fingers and then circled my nipples. I loved the wet and warm feeling; it felt similar to having a tongue circling my nipples. I spread my legs, wet my fingers again and then used them to part my lips. I dipped a finger into myself and felt the slick heat of my walls contract, holding my finger tightly for a brief moment before releasing it. I slid my finger in deeper and coated it with my dew, then pulled it out used it to lube a trail up to the head of my clit. Engorged as it was, my clit was ultra-sensitive, almost to the point of being painful. I decided to go back to working on my tits for a while longer. I wet my fingers again and started to toy with my tits but soon my fingers dried out and I would have to lick them again. My house was a bit chilly so my fingers were getting a bit chilled. They felt cold on skin the warm skin of my breasts. The combination of cold and slippery sensations sent jolts of sexual electricity to my pussy and I felt it flutter again. As my arousal raised so did my body heat. Soon, my fingers were no longer cold but I still wanted the exciting sensations to continue. I was mulling over the situation when, I got the idea about the butter. I sprang from the couch and went to the fridge. I took out a stick of butter, cut off a slice that was about 1 ½” wide and then put the rest back in the fridge before resuming my place on the couch. I spread open my robe again and held the butter by its paper wrapper in my left hand. I then started to rub across my nipples. (The best way I can describe my technique is to have you picture a person putting chalk on the tip of a cue only the butter is the chalk and my nipple is the tip.) With my other hand, I fingered my clit and once again enjoyed the cold & slippery feeling. It didn’t take me long to have a screaming orgasm that left me panting on the couch. It took me a while to get myself together, but finally I got up on rubbery legs and threw the butter away before I took a shower. Yep, I’ve reached a new level of weird alright.