single after long term/long distance relationship

Discussion in 'Member Introductions' started by SexFuneral, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. SexFuneral

    SexFuneral New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Messages:
    80
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Well after 4 years of being engaged she finally got tired of me....her loss.

    To be brutaly honest, I want to meet more women. As it turns out Im attractive (whodda thought?) and Im getting new offers left and right but Im really not into casual sex.

    Its strange and alien I know, but sex is much more to me then just getting off or something to do when youre bored. To me its much deeper then that, and deep is what Im looking for.

    The only bad part is that my striking cave man appearence conflicts with the fact that Im equipped like a botched sex change done by a blind palsey patient. Sad but true. And for gods sake dont patronize me with that crap about size not being an issue, it is. If it wasnt then Idda gotten laid long befor I turned 21.

    Here for advice and research into the sexual psyche of other people my age. Im a long term type of guy which is intimidating to women my age (as long as your not hung like a Ken doll).

    Ah hell, just shoot me.
     
  2. heelfetish

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2006
    Messages:
    7,392
    Likes Received:
    6
    Are you looking for comfort, or to be put out to pasture? :lol (I jest)

    Unless you're severely undersized, size shouldn't matter, except maybe to your confidence. Even still, you can compensate in other areas, that most say matter even more. Foreplay, loving, caressing, kissing, and giving her oral pleasure are often just as important as outright fucking.

    I'm sorry to hear of the breakup, but it looks as though you're taking it well. No matter what, breakups can be hard, and it's good to see you've got a good attitude. Get out there and have some fun, you never know when you're going to meet that 'special someone'. :)
     
  3. Barbwire

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Messages:
    9,789
    Likes Received:
    174
    Gender:
    Female
    Personally, as long as a guy can use his tongue and can work a dildo and vibe like a champ, I don't care about what he's packin'.
     
  4. Rose

    Rose Resident Sexy Grandma
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2005
    Messages:
    6,823
    Likes Received:
    12
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Dixie Land
    A mans package is wonderful indeed... but truly not any more wonderful than the way he can 'MAKE LOVE' to a woman. And that entails far more than a huge cock. I've had a man or two that could be porn stars.... but never orgasmed from them, and do not have fond sexual memories of them. If a man cannot get past the "Pump-'em till they beg you to stop" mentality - he will always be 'mediocre' in my book.

    On the other end of the spectrum, I've had "normal" sized men who knew how to involve their whole being (and mine) into sex, and the sex was absolutely mind-blowing.

    So, you need to learn a woman - what she feels, what she thinks, what she likes and desires. Consider it an adventure into the unknown. Be creative and spontaneous. Laugh - Be playful - Be passionate - Be a tease.

    You may just find them lining up at your door, hun! ;)
     
  5. SexFuneral

    SexFuneral New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Messages:
    80
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    oh for gods sake dont patronize me.

    saying "size doesnt matter" doesnt make you noble, it just makes you a liar

    4 relationships in my life ended almost IMMEDIATELY after they got a view of my "equipment". i mean 3 of them litteraly laughed in my face! as for my recent ex, her previous man was gigantic and was always very quick to remind me. she was also one of those"its how you use it" waste of spave hipocrites

    deep down all women want a massive dick to call their own. its the ultimate status symbol.
     
  6. Emart

    Emart New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2007
    Messages:
    162
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Minnesota
    I used to think like you until I learned how to use it.
     
  7. Elvis

    Elvis Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2007
    Messages:
    713
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Spain
    My best life friend, now deceased, had a 2" erection, but was never without a good looking woman at his side until he married and had a child.
    I don't know what his secret was, but he wasn't rich or very handsome either.

    There's a lot of fish out there Sex Funeral, so don't get wound up and angry about being patronised, that's only your problem.
     
  8. pirouette

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 24, 2006
    Messages:
    2,463
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Upstate New York
    You're wrong. And by the way, the women you meet suck!
     
  9. The Mistress

    The Mistress New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2007
    Messages:
    197
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Florida
    I have to agree w/Rose here.
    In fact, I have often found, that men w/HUGE packages can often be lazy lovers. They expect you just to go crazy w/excitement and jump on top and be satisfied while they lay back and enjoy. While that might sometimes happen and that might satisfy some women....I have been much more satisfied by an average sized guy who put a lot more into the experience and was a much more skillful lover.

    The biggest cock I ever saw in person was attached to this big, tall, well built guy, very handsome. I'd been frothing at the mouth to see what he was all about, and when I finally did, I was sorta disappointed. His dick was beautiful. I swore they used it to make dildo molds. LOL But his skills were lacking, and his ego was inflated. Needless to say he only got one night w/The Mistress.

    On the other hand....you need to get over your confidence problem. For me, that is a turn off in bed. And if you are showing signs of weakness, we can sense it. :chillpill
     
  10. SexyScorp

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Messages:
    2,778
    Likes Received:
    18
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    ireland
    All women do NOT want a guy with a big dick at ALL

    That is such a misconception...and something many males get too caught up in.

    I was more interested in seeing your long hair and your eyes than your dick..(could we have a pic please...I bet you have a real Leo mane there dont you... R O A R ....)

    Go and meet some REAL women...like the women who authored the above posts...

    Go and find women who feel REAL love and not bimbos who only care about the size of your package...they are not even worth showing it to.

    I was married to a huge, built like a brick shit house kind guy with a small willy....oh wow....oh wow....he was one of the most amazing and sensual lovers I ever had...he only had to whisper something in my ear and I was gone..

    He didnt need a big tool....he had far more than that.
     
  11. SexFuneral

    SexFuneral New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Messages:
    80
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    dont get me wrong, Im perfectly at ease with being hung like a post-op in a meat locker.

    as for my skills that dont require my man(less)hood, i can only assume that theyre good judging from the scars on my back and teethmarks on my shoulders. Out of 4 sexually active relationships I was able make them scream so loud they woke the neighbors (true story, has police report to prove it). Two of them i made multi orgasmic and one became a squirter. Yet when they described my abilities to friends and such, they used words like "boring, shemale, tiny, worthless, limp, cuckold, clit-boy ect". So if my oral and hand skills were as good as my epidermic injuries say, then why am I labeled as sexually retarded?

    Because my dick is as big as my thumb.

    -=sighs=- although, I apologize for being so caustic. The truth is Im just angry beause my worth as not only a man but a human being is being measured by my naughty bits, something that is not my fault and is never going to change. More to the point, I have no place to make generalisations and I apologize for being so venomous.

    Yes I do SexyScorp. Blonde, straight, near my waist. Whats weird is that my goat is red.
     
  12. Puss_in_boots

    Puss_in_boots Adminatrix
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    6,443
    Likes Received:
    13
    Gender:
    Female
    What more to you want us to say? You have indicated more than once that you don't wish to be "patronized." You have said you have a small penis and we have told you that most normal women don't in fact want a massive dick to call their own. You didn't believe us. It seems to me that you have already made up your own mind on the subject.

    If you truly believe that your worth as a man and a human being is measured by the size of your naughty bits, well then, it must be true. If you want to continue to wallow in self-pity then by all means, do so. Nothing we can say or do can sway your opinion.

    Not that I'm expecting you to take any advice at all seriously, but it might help if you meet a woman who isn't as shallow as a mud puddle.
     
  13. LimeLight

    LimeLight New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2007
    Messages:
    212
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Wow. Sounds like som immature people knew how to push your buttons and went right for the throat. There are plenty of women out there that are beautiful and respectful. It takes a long time to get over things in a relationship sometimes and you basically expect it out of the next one. One day a girl will knock you for a loop and let you know she's not like that and wont hurt you like that. That's the thing that makes it so worth it when you find her.
     
  14. JuicyB

    JuicyB New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2006
    Messages:
    832
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    The Southern Cone
    A famous expression in Spanish:

    "¡Amor de lejos es amor de pendejos!"

    Translation: Long distance relationships are for idiots!
     
  15. SexFuneral

    SexFuneral New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Messages:
    80
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    True, all very very true.

    To be honest maybe I was just looking for confirmation, or maybe affirmation. Validation? Trying to see if I had a right to be this upset or if I was just being immature and winey.

    .......or maybe Im just a giant tool.

    All the same, to you and everyone, Im sorry for lashing out the way that I did, even more so that I managed to come off as the worlds biggest ungrateful douche.

    Wow. It exactly 20 seconds I went from complete apathy to crippling embarassment to all consuming humility....Im dizzy. Boots is the bestness. Damn I miss Sweden =(
     
  16. Puss_in_boots

    Puss_in_boots Adminatrix
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2006
    Messages:
    6,443
    Likes Received:
    13
    Gender:
    Female
    Thankee, sir. I just call 'em like I see 'em and I'm glad I could help. :)
     
  17. SexFuneral

    SexFuneral New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Messages:
    80
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    again, thank you

    if you ever see an Inflames or Meshugga shirt anywhere...think of teh Sexfuneral
     
  18. Bella

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2006
    Messages:
    5,930
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Female

    Hi & :welcome to :sf!
    ~Bella
     
  19. debkev

    debkev New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2007
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Ohio
    Hello
     
  20. Kronnie

    Kronnie Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2007
    Messages:
    4,740
    Likes Received:
    7
    Most women i have been with enjoyed Oral sex and cuddles, hugs & kissing far for then having a hard dick sliding in and out.. in order ( in my mind at least for sex ) foreplay ( very very important.
    Using your penis for love making ( kind of important )
    after play ( again to me very important )
    That maybe because i enjoy the feeling of a woman in extacy and soaking wet though :p

    Its how you peform with all of yourself, the dick is only an instrument , not the most important part of sex )

    ( No offence intended to any of the females here ) but to pleasure a woman is kind of like trying to start a car in alaska, you have to take your time to warm the car, before you can Get the juices flowing into the engine to make that spak for her )

    sorry again for the poor metphore ladies.

    ( using tougne, fingers hands, touching caressing and telling your partner she was incrediable ( and for me most women are )