Sexual colloquialisms.

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Gummo, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. Gummo

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    My extended family is large, coming from different parts of the united sates...I grew up hearing certain "sayings" or "colloquialisms" as part of our vernacular. What I put to you all is SEXUAL colloqialisms...that is....sexual sayings you have heard. For example:

    "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean"...."yeah, but it's a real bitch getting to england in a row boat"...

    or...."If I had a dollar for every time I get laid, I'd have a dollar".


    I expect low response to this one, but hey.....what have you got?
     
  2. pbs

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    It doesn't matter where he gets his appetite as long as he eats at home.

    Don't shit where you eat, i.e. no fucking the girls in the office.

    A stiff prick has no conscience.

    If you wouldn't stick your tongue in it, don't stick your dick in it.

    Confucious say "man who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

    Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.