Sex sent me to the er

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    the link dose not work for me :(
     
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    New York — A Syracuse couple lived probably one of the most embarrassing moment ever reported in a hospital this year yesterday, after checking into ER, stuck to one another in an explicit sexual position. M W, 36, and M C, 41, had to call emergency services after accidentally mistaking industrial super glue for sexual lubricant.

    The couple attracted the attention of dozens of patients present at the time of the scene as soon as they arrived at St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center. Even though paramedics tried covering the couple with blankets, the duo was visibly naked and stuck to one another at the genital area.
     
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    Worked for me. Funny story.
     
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    Funny bc it didn't happen to you.

    Can you imagine anytime you google your name this story comes up? I'm surprised the paper printed their names.
     
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    I use to work in the ER have seen some strange shit but nothing like that. The would have had to given their names to the reporter otherwise they could sue for a HIPPA violation
     
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    OMG,How embarrassing and how horrible for the both of them,I hope they are ok...Hope it wasn't a quickie and the guy and girl aren't cheating!!
     
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    As someone who uses CA Glue (super glue) I can't see how you could confuse the two. The smell alone.... and then there is viscosity.

    There is a show on TLC (think that's the channel) called "sex sent me to the ER" some of the shows are quite funny.
     
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    Look at the title of the thread.
     
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    Methinks that this is an amusing urban myth.
    However I also work in a hospital setting and know of some pretty hilarious incidents mainly involving insertion and then irretreavable loss of foreign objects into oriffices such as vaginas and rectums.
    These range from gear shift levers, vegetables, candles, cycle handle bar covers, glass bottles of various sizes and shapes.
    The classic method of removal is anything but surgical; i.e. for a rear open ended vessel it requires pouring melted wax with a string inserted and waiting to solidify then yanking said object out with the assistance of some KY gel and voila! :)
    Others can be more problematic.
    On the same theme one poor sod in ICU had an erection lasting several days which must have been intensely painful but it was funny for staff to see the big top formed from his bedsheets.
     
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    I was using some super glue the other night and accidentally got some on a finger. I tried nail polish remover that did nothing trying to get it off. The next day I finally was able to peel it off, somewhat anyway. I wonder how or what they used to get them apart? I watch the TV show every now and then. I remember seeing an episode where a guy got his penis stuck in a camping stove somehow and his friends had to take him to the ER with a blanket over him.
     
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    Ha!
    Amateur ^ reminded me of the dude that came in to ED in an ambulance with his cock stuck in a vacuum cleaner ;)
    Guessing that that is a common enough scenario, just hope for him it was a wet-n-dry type :)
     
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    My eldest son was taken to ED by his mother and older sister with a badly bleeding cock.
    Over enthusiastic pulling back of his foreskin tore his frenulum and he was seen by an attractive young female intern and nurse ;)
    Intern had to call the Urology Consultant of the need to suture said organ but fortunately the advice was leave his dick alone for a few weeks.
    Luckily for him he is a "shower" so must have given them all some memorable entertainment!
    He is now happy with a very easily retractable foreskin :)
     
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    LOL. ^^^^ The vacuum story reminded me of the one where the guy got his dick stuck in a swimming pool pump/jet or whatever. It'd be kind of hard to bring the swimming pool into the ER I'd think.
     
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    IBushwalker, I wasn't laughing at yous sons injury, but the vacuum cleaner story. You posted as I was writing. Sorry about that.
     
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    I laughed myself stupid at the boy's misfortune; All his stars aligned and his dick was bleeding!
    Even his GF lost the plot when she heard of this event :)
     
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    How do you mistake super glue for lube?