Generally personal injury isn't much of a joking matter (especially when it comes to a sexual situation resulting in one). Unless you're America's Funniest Home Videos or YouTube... However, as some famous dude who's now dead once said, "Comedy is simply Tragedy occurring to somebody else." So why don't we share our stories of woe here - the funny, the not-so-funny, and the outright cringe-worthy... I'll start: Once upon a time... D and I were fooling around in the kitchen/dining area. One thing led to another and I ended up laying back on the table while she took a ride. In the same second as my climax there was a loud CRACK! and the table gave out beneath us. She walked away from it all with a pair of slightly bruised knees. I lay on my back for the next 15 minutes in a mix of "Ouch" and "What the fuck just happened?!" Oh, yeah, and also a cracked rib, a sense of embarrassment that I was heavy enough to cause a table to collapse, and down the cost of a replacement table. (D weighs, like, nothing so I don't think she was in any way accountable for the table's demise.) Note: It was soooo worth it!