sex jokes

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  1. LS69

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    Men are born in between women's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in there, because there's no place like home. am I right boys?:lol
     
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    Spot on LS69, but that is reality and not really a joke ;)
     
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    Lol
     
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    Husband:Should I watch football or porn? Wife:porn you already know how to play football
     
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    If u had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would u have? A FUCKING GOODYEAR!
     
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    The first one: Now that's not very nice. The second one: Well that's rather clever.
     
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    Did you ever wonder if camels looked down at their feet and say... Oh MY GOD I HAVE PUSSY FEET? lol
     
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    absolutely

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