Sex is funny1

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by loveit247, Sep 17, 2007.

  1. loveit247

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    A cute little story I just wanted to share. So many people are uptight about sex and the silly things that happen while we are at it. I am glad that my new beau is not like that.

    Yesterday we were fooling around on the couch and I was sucking his cock. I was begging him to fuck me and he kept on saying no, he wanted to cum in my mouth. So a while later I asked him to fuck me and he said "no, all you are getting is this and you had better be happy with it". We both went quiet and when he saw me smiling around his cock we both burst out laughing.
    For some reason we both just found that so funny we could not contain the laughter.

    It was quite a bonding experience because we both laughed and then went on to have fantastic sex. I thought it was cute!
     
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    That is kind of cute, I love those moments.

    The funny thing is that almost the same thing happened to me last night.

    My partner was giving me head in our kitchen, just an impromptu thing that happened as I stepped away from the cutting bench to let her clean up some spill, and I begged for us to have sex. But she, almost in the same words as your partner said "just be happy you are getting this." I was :)
     
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    Very healthy to have a good laugh during or after sex!

    Makes both of you feel good. :)
     
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    Great news about the new guy Loveit...
    and funa and sex should def be bounded together...

    Why be stuck up about sex , whe nyou can be stuck into it instead ? :p
     
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    Thanks Kronnie

    It is nothing serious as of now. We are just getting to know each other. I am very wary of getting myself hurt again and am now just concentrating on looking after myself.
    I do like him though, he is a real sweetie.
     
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    If youve been hurt before ( and i know you have from your last adventure ) making sure you make yourself happy is the best way , and i really wish you the best of luck, and hope he turns out not to hurt you :)

    And at least your having fun :p
     
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    Amen to that!
     
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    Im so pleased to hear life is getting better for you Loveit.....:D
     
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    Thanks HW. It really is. I am moving out of my current place into a little town house with a garden for my little baby girl (dog). I have a better job with a future. I refuse to let all that go for a man.
     
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    good on you Loveit..
    (This may cause a semi riot lmao )But females are the stronger sex, so its always cool hearing a female finding her legs again and getting her life back on track without the aid of a guy :)
     
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    I have always been a pretty independent spirit. I just had a problem of giving up everything I had for a man. I am no longer willing to do that and now expect my partner to pull his weight more on the wooing front. I do like this man and will help him anyway I can, but if he pulls back from me, I drop off the face of the planet without a moments hesitation. I actually could not care. I now enjoy myself and my time. If he wants in, he must make an effort.
     
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    Isnt that the way it is meant to be though ( the Guy wooing said scrumpet :) ) so says Captain Jack :p lmao

    But really a guy should be the one doing the wooing i guess, especialy if he really wishes to be with the lady in question
     
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    We just concluded sex and laid on our backs to look at the window and found a bird standing on a limb looking at us, with one leg elevated. It had given us the one leg up! We both began laughing hysterically.
     
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    In about 1957 I was an 18 year old sailor. The ship I was on pulled into Ciudad Trujillo (now Santa Domingo). Another guy and I ended up in a small bar out in the edge of town. We each took one of the little bar girls into the back room to get a little. After we finished the girls with a lot of giggling dressed us in their Moo Moo dresses and we all went out into the bar. So there we are two sailors in dresses and two nude girls at the bar when the shore patrol came in. They shook their heads and walked out and the whole bar cracked up!
     
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    :p love that Buffalo id have been cring from laughter... :p get to hear some cool stories from most people that have been in the wars...


    (( Sex is a laugh sex is a scream, not lay down baby whilst i apply the icecream )