Sex as exercise

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Firecracker, Sep 15, 2008.

  1. Firecracker

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    I've read somewhere that sex burns off calories so in a way it would be a form of exercise. It would be interesting to know how many calories it burns for curiosity's sake. Sex is so much more than physical, it is also emotional and spiritual as well.
     
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    Thanks for the link rugbylad82.
     
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    no worries, get outside go cross country skiing then shovel all the snow, not in the other order. Then i suppose you can have sex. :brow
     
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    :lol

    After doing all of that I would probably just lay there and let him do all the work. *lol*
     
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    Catch Nina Hartley's latest instructional video, "Screw Your Way To Flat Abs".

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    Wow...active sex burns about 5 calories. [Wait for it...wait for it...] I wonder how many calories jacking-off burns?

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    "Shake that ass for maximum calorie burn". *lol*
     
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    Here are the official results to my understanding:

    Here's a handy guide to the number of calories one typically burns off during various sexual activities:

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands........................ 8 Calories
    With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
    With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection....................... 6 Calories
    Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
    (As I always say, ya can't play pool with a rope!)

    PRELIMINARIES:
    Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
    Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary............................. 112 Calories
    69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
    69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
    Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
    Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories
    Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories

    ORGASMING:
    Real................................... 112 Calories
    Fake.................................. 315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
    Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
    20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
    30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
    40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
    50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
    60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
    70 and over......................... Results are still pending

    DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly................................. 32 Calories
    In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

     
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    I wonder how many calories a set of fuck ups burns?

    Start with jumping jacks for warm up. Then push ups, 3 sets of 15, then some crunches, same thing, then right into the fuck ups...repeat until fail...


    :lol
     
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    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
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    60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories

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    Damn! No wonder I get so darned hungry... but why am I still fat?!