Act I: Me: Hello, my name is Cpt Strict IX Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA): Hello Cpt Strict IX Me: I've been a sex addicts for 10 years, Its been hard but I know I can get through this with love and support. Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA): Thats what were here for, the first step to recovery is to realize that you have a problem and can't make it by yourself. Me: Actually I can make it by myself, I made it by myself about 10 minutes ago before I came in here. Sex Addicts Anonymous (SAA): Sir we are here to help you get over this disease you have and to help you control and suppress those feelings. Me: Holy Crap, I thought you were going to help me get laid......Im out of here. (Run's to the door screaming) End Act I.