Seriously, are men allowed to have "headaches"?

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  1. sensless

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    Then, what am I supposed to fuck?



    (disclaimer: this is a fun thread, not a serious one)
     
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    A headache never stopped me. Somethings are not exactly... aware of how the rest of me is feeling.

    :D
     
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    Climb on top. He'll get hard.
     
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    I find that ejaculations are great cures for headaches.
     
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  5. sensless

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    Then, I shouldn't take no for an answer????
     
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    That's exactly right, but you may have to do all the work. Tell him to just lie there.
     
  7. sensless

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    I find that orgasms are good against headaches. I've never pulled the "I have a headache" thing!
     
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    Tie him up and sit on his face?
     
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    If my head was partially severed from my body but I could still respond by blinking it would be YES!!!!!!!
     
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    Volunteering?
     
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    then wriggle :D
     
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    Grind ;)
     
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    mmmmmmmm :)
     
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    In my view mild , moderate headaches not enough to turn down sex over :D Severe is a maybe.. lol

    There's other things that would put me off sex more than a headache would. Like someone already said sex/orgasm very often helps relieve headaches. I've found that to be true.
     
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    I have also found it to make them worse, however, that is a risk I am willing to take. :)
     
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    Everything depends on the course of any headache in the first place that's my guess.
     
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    I'm happy to report I've fucked my man!

    He came to kiss me goodnight and he made the terrible mistake of coming naked. I can't resist his cook, so, I kissed it goodbye and said something like "it's a pity you have a headache". I made sure to speak very close to it, my lips brushing it, my breath breezing on it.

    Cock immediately responded with actions! It got up. There's a thing going on between me and his cock. No matter what, it's always kind to my lips. And it never talks: it acts!

    Well, my man told me that particular head had no headache.

    We made it to bed, heavens know how, and did what we do best.

    At some point, he painted my boobs with his cum and I went so crazy and excited with it, I've had an amazing orgasm soon after. I plea guilty to all charges of waking up the neighbors.

    I love this man and I adore his cock. And I suspect his cock adores me.
     
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    There we go then! 99.999% of the time that's what you women can do to us!

    :)
     
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    Thanks for the story, it has my cock twitching too.
     
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    I'll be right UP Sweetly!!! :D
     
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