Second Party/"I'll Hug Anything That Moves!"

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  1. Kermit

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    I went to my second party the following night. Had my tie-dye shirt that night. I had to make sure when i was smoking at ops with my pipe i held up my baggie so they know it wasn't weed. I went with Psycho Bob, she was my escort and i was her sidekick who got her cokes or whatnot which i thoroughly enjoyed

    But after taking quite a few pictures (i may post on here but debating since i only got their permission to take the pix but not post) of people in very nice costumes i remembered i had a party i was invited to so i waited a moment and rounded up Psycho Bob so she could escort me as i was a newbie and so no one would snatch me up. My friend ash started that where she hung out with me as ai smoked at Christmas so child-molesters wouldn't steal me. I think the facial hair though and the thinning spot would keep me safe though.

    But we head over there and this other place was talkin about another party that was closer. As much as i'd hate to let Brandy down i think she invited lots of people and wouldn't even remember me. But in retrospect i shoudl have gone for reasons i will go into later. I come in...a laptop is playing music loud id id not recognize nor can i remember a single note of. It's a small room consisting of a single bed, a little space for a table and the makeshift bar and a television and a bathroom with a glass sliding door leading to an patio of sorts.

    The Bartender was a girl who I would have carded her ass in a heart beat if i was still at mapco decked out in shades, a hat covering almost all her hair, a nintendo jacket and this shirt that had various greetings in foreign languages. Last but not least she had a fucking Yoda backpack that reminded me of the scene of Empire where Luke is carrying Yoda's lazy ass on his back. She was nice, later on when for reasons best explained later on i wanted to give her a hug, she gave me one and added a kiss on the cheek and later gave me her name.

    It was loud when i asked for a whiskey she gave me a beer. Me being naive i drank it down before i realized..whiskey has no foam. No wonder i drank it down with reletive ease. I can't drink it like water but if you knew back when i was drinking fairly regularly my difficulty processing it it was with ease. I wish i had gone to another party but once again my naivity i paid her for each shot, trying to negotiate more than one shot since i only had four bucks. But it was enough to get wasted, that and the fact someone on the patio let me have a couple shots. They wanted me to chug it but i declinded as it would cause me to reject it drinking so fast.

    I mingled a bit here and there. One guy with his girl, i told him he looked like Tom Savini and suggested a new form of beer goggles..instead of people being more attractive they look more like makeup effects artists. I'm getting drunker and i find a trio of what looked like Punk Josie And The Pussycats...one of the women there saw her walk by and wanted her boots. I told her not to worry if she passes out i wold steal her boots for her.

    But eventually i got into I Love Everyone Mood and started hugging everyone who said yes when i asked. Most said yes, a couple said no and i told them "it's cool, i'm not a hug rapist" though one guy asked for one and i was happy to give him one. Didn't ask the guys..it might be a party but it's still Tennessee might get your lights punched out for asking a guy to hug.

    I noticed a girl there that i had seen earlier. Don't know her name just as elephant girl. She was the gf of the bartender (yes they kissed in front of me) and she had a yarn elephant hat on. I was drunk so i kept "molesting" her by pawing her trunk that stuck out. She said many others would try to stroke it. We sat on the bed and talked. Me being not a horny drunk had no tempation for any woman in the room. Just an affectionate one, so we talked about who we were and life and opened up. I started without thinking rubbing her back cause of the fabric. I probably shouldn't have cause i had no idea how old this girl was. Could have been 25 could have been 15 i had no idea.

    I spent like an hour there. Psycho Bob came back under orders to escourt me back...she gave me 15 more minutes. I stayed and said bye to everyone and i was rambling like there was no barrier between thoughts and actions like my thoughts becoming reality. I was ranting to her "I love you but i don't wanna fuck you!" trying to let her know i'm not confessing an undying "wanna fuck you and marry you" kinda love just a platonic love. Kept repeating it all teh way back to ops.

    I'm not sure hwo they felt with everyone back there me being trashed out of my mind. They told me to make a sandwich so i drunkenly make one, appologizing to everyone, especially the little 10 year old i'm not sure how she felt or knew what was up. I told her "this is why you don't drink! you end up acting like me!" and i just would not shut up at all on teh way back scratching the ceiling and seeing double. But ah it was worth it :)
     
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    Lmao Kermit. Gotta luv ya !!!!!!!! ;-)
     
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    Dude, I have to take you partying.....and back in the day, I COULD drink Old Charter like water.
     
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    See, isnt a party fun
     
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    Well good for you, can't drink that fast, I will puke it back up. And (though i'm not sure how it works if i do one after another in rapid succession) i black out after 12 shots of Jaeger
     
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    I used to drink a 6pack to get in the mood to drink, then put a fifth of Charter on that every Fri, Sat, and some Sundays. We used to race chugging 12oz beer mugs of Southern Comfort. My record was 2.38 sec. Now it's been years since I've done that now.
     
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    Only ever been drunk once in my life and didn't like it so never again. Wasn't really a party person, but that didn't stop things though! I could have done a lot more parties but they weren't something I enjoyed, so I set a different road to meet women with the intention of doing more than just meeting.