Satisfying masturbation

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  1. AGFUNK

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    With my sex drive getting better and my husband working a lot I'm left to take care of myself. I in no way blame him for being tired. I'm just running out of satisfying ways to masturbate. I have a vibrator but it's not that great anymore, usually makes me numb and using my fingers makes me want more. We can't afford dildos so thats out of the question. Anyone have any better ideas?
     
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    Cucumbers! Put a condom over a big one
     
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    Yea I thought of that but I don't have condoms and we live with family and I couldn't just wash it off and put it back in the fridge. That would just be wrong...
     
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    Hahaha well that's true. Just use a banana then eat it as an after sex snack. Plus, it has a natural curve.
     
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    I would still have to use a condom with a banana and also they're too soft:)
     
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    I think your too tight. heyoo!

    Make him lunch and crush some Viagra up in it, like on his sandwich or something lol

    Condoms are cheap. You can even buy the cheap ass walmart brands. A fruit is not ganna get you pregnant haha and you get like 10 for $5. Use the but end of a screwdriver.
     
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    It's not that we can't afford condoms. I just hate condoms.

    And lol to the viagra. He has a high sex drive. We just don't have enough time or he is tired.
     
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    end of your hairbrush or tv remote
     
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    Ok how about things besides the obvious. I'm looking for ideas in general. Not just things that I can fuck myself with.
     
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    i dont think there is much you can do to your self with out using any thing try going on wed cam or get some one to tell you to do things on messanger some thing like that sorry not sure what else you could do on your own
     
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    Get a detachable shower head and use the water pressure to masturbate that always gives me a good orgasm.
     
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    WORKS great for me too!!!!
     
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    Hell no!!! My husband satifies me completely when we have sex which is often, at least 3 times a week. I would consider talking to someone else on webcam or messenger about sexual things in detail cheating and I would never do that to him. I just need ways to satisfy myself without waking my husband up or having to stay up and wait for him to wake up.

    @ Mittimer- I actually forgot all about water pressure. That could work. Thanks :p

    I might also consider using my birthday money to buy a dildo but the one I want might make my husband uncomfortable. Maybe he will enjoy the idea:)
     
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    im sure he will like the idea...im out of town often for work and i enjoy the idea of my girl getting off with her dildo so same sort of idea for him probably...It akes me happy that she can get off when she needs it with her dildo, since i cant do it always
     
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    Have you tried reading erotic literature, now I'm not talking Penthouse Forums, unless you like that kinda' thing :drool but novels that have erotic undertones masterfully set up to lead the reader on. Something by Anais Nin perhaps, or "The Story of O", and I'm sure there are many more.
     
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    Yes, I have :) That's what I usually do to get off if I don't feel like just fantasying in my head. Although I get off a lot harder when I use my fantasies.
     
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    Another thing you might try is musical Ben Wa balls. I know of girls who have inserted these before going to work, had a pretty wet day, and a strong orgasm very quickly when they got home, with the slightest touch.
     
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    What are those?
     
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    Trust me: wake him up. :)

    You might also try 'sexting' at him while he's at work and you're getting yourself off. From what you said, I think anything that makes getting you off involve both of you would be a good thing.
     
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    I did yesterday night. He got hard but him just sleeping there did nothing for me. He works over 40 hours a week so I feel guilty waking him up when he needs his sleep.

    Also he works around magnets so he can't have his phone on him.