Salad Tossing

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by mactheripper, May 20, 2014.

  1. mactheripper

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2014
    Messages:
    270
    Likes Received:
    319
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    California
    In my sexual experience, if I wanted to fuck a woman in her butt I would first eat her ass really good to get her relaxed and use to having her ass played with. You won't find too many woman that won't let you in after licking her butt for a half hour.
     
    BritneyButt likes this.
  2. HotForHoney

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2013
    Messages:
    16,945
    Likes Received:
    17,221
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    North East USA
    You can go in (my ass) but(t) there is no reason to lick it first!
     
  3. JonJo

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2012
    Messages:
    6,069
    Likes Received:
    4,292
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    UK
    Think I must be attracted subconsciously to the 'wrong' kind of women.
    Out of a not inconsiderable number of women, across a fairly wide age range, I have found that 99.99999% shy away from any arse (ass) play, let alone licking or fingering, no matter how/what the initial approach over any time period, or how sexually aroused already by more 'normal methods'.
    As for the slightest indication of attempted penetration, slight mis-alignment for doggy, I might as well have been suggesting the use of an actual dog.
     
    CaramelLady and HotForHoney like this.
  4. mactheripper

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2014
    Messages:
    270
    Likes Received:
    319
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    California

    Ok, let me in.
     
  5. mactheripper

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2014
    Messages:
    270
    Likes Received:
    319
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    California

    You need to find one who's in tuned with her inner-whore.
     
    BritneyButt, JonJo and HotForHoney like this.
  6. HotForHoney

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2013
    Messages:
    16,945
    Likes Received:
    17,221
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    North East USA
    Like me!
     
  7. JonJo

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2012
    Messages:
    6,069
    Likes Received:
    4,292
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    UK
    Thinks ........ is it worth the air fare ............. and is it worth risking who would be the pilot :)

    Decisions, decisions .......... decisions.

    Yes! Goes to do search for 'cheap fast flights.com'
     
    BritneyButt likes this.
  8. HotForHoney

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2013
    Messages:
    16,945
    Likes Received:
    17,221
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    North East USA
    He's not a commercial pilot.
     
    ginger likes this.
  9. AtkCCC

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2012
    Messages:
    682
    Likes Received:
    301
    Gender:
    Male
    Lucky for me, I do have a Commercial Pilots License! Finally all that training is paying off! YES!

    Doe anyone else have the Frasier Theme Song stuck in their head??? LOL
     
    mactheripper and HotForHoney like this.
  10. mactheripper

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2014
    Messages:
    270
    Likes Received:
    319
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    California
    I thought tossing salad would be a whole lot more popular! Where my SF freaks at?
     
    phish and BritneyButt like this.
  11. JonJo

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2012
    Messages:
    6,069
    Likes Received:
    4,292
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    UK
    That's one part of the problem solved, now I can go ahead with my plans.
    I can bring my tools if there is anything you would like seeing to in your new apartment:)
     
    HotForHoney likes this.
  12. AGFUNK

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2010
    Messages:
    3,974
    Likes Received:
    3,237
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    IL
    I really enjoy when my hubby licks my ass as long as I'm fresh from a shower.
     
    mactheripper, Master9804 and AtkCCC like this.
  13. BritneyButt

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 3, 2014
    Messages:
    106
    Likes Received:
    272
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    United States
    I enjoy a good asslicking too.
     
  14. Master9804

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2006
    Messages:
    1,281
    Likes Received:
    726
    Gender:
    Male
    I Love Licking my Wife's Ass when She lets me.
     
    Redline1 likes this.
  15. CaramelLady

    Guest

    WOOF!!