Ruin a first date in 4 words

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    You have bad breath!
     
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    erm you walk funny
     
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    do you like twine?
     
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    put them back on
     
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    You brought your Mom?
     
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    What's that wet spot?
     
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    what? no, you didn't see a straight jacket on the backseat.
     
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    Sorry, didn't get it down to 4 words
     
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    The voices like you.
     
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    I forgot my meds
     
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    Do you carry mace?
     
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    What's your bra size?
     
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