Ruin a first date in 4 words

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    McDonalds takes food stamp???
     
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    Thanks for starting this @CLE32793 . It's a fun one.
    Well played so far, everyone! I'll spare you the million likes.
     
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    That's not to bad ;)
     
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    Do you smell chloroform?