Ruin a first date in 4 words

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  1. Bastiada

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    I hope you swallow
     
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    that would not ruin a date foe me :)

    I don't do oral
     
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    I have fifty cats!
     
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    Are you wearing panties
     
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    It's just a goiter
     
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    I'm so horny tonight
     
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    I need some penicillin
     
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    Skip dinner I'm ovulating.
     
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    Can my parents come?
     
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    I miss my ex
     
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    How's that ruin anything!!! Woohoo!:p:D
     
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    Oh lol! You want to be a baby daddy ;)
     
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    I'm depressed most times
     
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    My trials next week
     
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    The lady will have (I don't like men ordering for me lol)
     
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