Ruin a first date in 4 words

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by CLE32793, Aug 23, 2016.

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    You look like mom
     
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    My parents hate you
     
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    are you into DP
     
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    This really made me laugh
     
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    That’s my sister’s g-string... :rolleyes:
     
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    this might hurt some
     
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    So, my mom said.....
     
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    you resemble my fuck-doll
     
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    Vaginas DO have expiration dates!

    Do vaginas have expiration dates?

    Vaginas should have expiration dates!

    Should vaginas have expiration dates?
     
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    No sex before marriage
     
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    I don't like oral
     
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    That's it. I'm out....lol:D
     
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    That's a deal breaker......lol everytime:D
     
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    What was your name?
     
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    Your Mom was Fun. ;):p:D
     
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    Where’s the bull whip?
     
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    He's just my doctor
     
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    I fucked your sister.
     
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    What's your Mom's number?
     
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    You smell different awake.