Royal wedding night tips

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  1. sayss18

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    It's now half past nine in the evening here in London, the royal wedding reception is in its final embers and they're getting ready to switch the lights off at Buckingham Palace. William and Kate are thinking about disappearing for the night. What tips would members give to the newly weds on their wedding night?
     
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    My wife and I were so tired on the night of our wedding that we settled for a very routine obligatory fuck. We laughed through the whole thing after a quarter cup of rice fell out of her bra when I took it off. The next night on the other hand...that was awesome. So my advice to kate and william is rest tonight so you can have marathon sex when you are finally really alone.
     
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    sweet home...
    close the curtains. don't say 'harry'.
     
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    Looking further down the road, I'd tell Kate that if she decides to cheat,to stay away from auto tunnels.
    LOL
     
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    MI5 has probably got the room bugged....love to see the tapes....:lol
     
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    I would advise William to blow his load in Kate's ass so she knows who is her King even if he isn't King of England yet.