Road 'Rage'

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  1. HotForHoney

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    What are some things you yell at other drivers? (Hopefully to yourself and don't actually star road rage)



    I tell people "there is only one shade of green" when they won't drive when the light changes.
     
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    I don't yell if I'm in my Camaro or Mustang...I'll cut douchebags off, rev it up high and loud, drop it into a lower gear and do a rolling burnout putting tire smoke in front of you and in your car and be out of sight by the time it clears.

    If your riding my bumper, especially in a car you think can out run one of min(little Honda civic boys),...expect to be brake checked. I can always use a nicer and lighter racing fiber glass bumpers on my weekend toys cause you'll be at fault.

    In my daily driver I'll just say how stupid and dumb people are to myself or any passengers in my car....sometimes I'll flip the bird when it's worth it.
     
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    I don't say a lot but my steering wheel can sometimes launch missiles.
     
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    I drive allot (I get payed to sit in traffic) for work so I usually don't let it get too me. But when it's necessary I will lean on the horn long enough to make my point.
     
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    Let's see... Frequently said things while I drive would be:
    • "Really? You're doing that? Just gonna ... Yep, okay, you just did that. Thanks, asshole." (in conversational tone)
    • "Oh, no you don't!" (through gritted teeth)
    • "C'mon! I've got places to meet and people to be!" (loudly and angrily)
    • "Take off da handbrake, ya stupid broad!" (in NYC/Jersey accent; also usually yelled at men; not women)
    • "Sunday drivers! It's only Saturday!" (said even when it's not Saturday)
    • "Ah, well (insert state or county on license plate), it's good to see they know how to drive in _______." (bright and chipper sarcasm)
    • "I know you're from (insert rural area here), and this is the Big City - there's more than two streets - but you can hit the fucking gas!" (sarcasm... again...)
    • "Glad you're more important than I am." (whoa, more sarcasm)
    • "Ah, shit! 5-O! Better all slow to crawl so we don't get pulled over!" (pretty sure sarcasm is my second language)
    • "Sweet ride, bro." (do I even need to tell you all that this is dripping with sarcasm?)
    • "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" (In deep bass "metal" roar; only used when people rev/roar past for no apparent reason or in attempt to "race" me)
    • "I hope you get pulled over for speeding, because - you know - 7 over the limit is nowhere near fast enough!" (...)
    Wow. I just realized I run a virtually non-stop monologue from the time I start my vehicle to the time I get out. :confused:
     
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    Nice turn signal asshole.

    Get the fuck out of the way

    Fucking douche bags on crotch rockets
     
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    Are you fucking kidding me?!!!

    Use the fucking blinker!!!

    Where the hell did you get your license?!
     
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    If I won't scream it at your face when I'm standing toe to toe with you, then I won't scream it at you when I'm protected in my little steel cocoon with wheels. Most people need to grow up.
     
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    Look at this asshole
    What an asshole
    Nice signal asshole
    Just sit there you asshole
    Why is this asshole just sitting there
    Move over asshole
    Nice try asshole
    And my favorite- why no officer I didn't realize I was speeding. I'm such an asshole. Lol.

    Good thread.
     
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    I'm noticed a theme here
     
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    I was just messing. I really use "kind sir/m'mam" in place of asshole.
     
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    To be fair I don't believe it has anything to do with growing up
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    Having said that I would yell at people toe to toe. Some people need to be told they are an asshole.

    Having said that when I am driving I don't actually screen that at them...more thinking out loud....and my woman is happy to point out." You do that all the time also "... oops
     
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    Lies. ..no blue collar does that
     
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    And I stand by my auto corrected messed up sentence
     
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    It's like this
     
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    I call people "batman" when I want to curse but my son is with me!
     
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    get out the f ing way (have fast car) :D
     
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    I didn't realize Yugo's were that fast
     
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    as least I don't own a Jeep o_O
     
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    sitting in the passenger seat , as the driver of the car I'm in pulls out from a parking lot into busy traffic... Effectively causing oncoming traffic to slow to let him in. ( because if he doesn't pull out , we'll sit there for. 20 mins waiting for a clear shot...)
    Then .... At the very next driveway, when a car pulls out and does exactly what HE just did 15 seconds earlier.. We lay on the horn for 10 seconds, ride up to about 6" from his bumper, give him the finger and yell ASSHOLE out the window.. .
    I just scratch my head and wonder what it must be like to only see the world from my own perspective...

    I know , I know..... One day , I'm just gonna snap.., lol
     
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