Remember This At Christmas Time

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bella, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. Bella

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2006
    Messages:
    5,930
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Female
    Didn't know where exactly to post this at, but I thought it was amusing!
    ~Bella


    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
    and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer
    drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
    mid-December.

    Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
    reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
    girl.

    We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a
    red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!
     
  2. HerHubby

    HerHubby The SF Poet Laureate
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2006
    Messages:
    1,364
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Virginia
    Yeah and it is probably Mrs. Claus wearing a padded suit, pretending to be Santa too! Ha, ha!
     
  3. Bella

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2006
    Messages:
    5,930
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Female
    Ya think ???
    :rofl
    ~Bella
     
  4. heelfetish

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2006
    Messages:
    7,392
    Likes Received:
    6
    hahahaha too funny, Bella! And yet so true. :lol
     
  5. Hot Wheels

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2006
    Messages:
    3,415
    Likes Received:
    37
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Sydney,Australia
    Surely you couldnt be insinuating that Santa and Rudolph are crossdressers...:nerv
     
  6. heelfetish

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2006
    Messages:
    7,392
    Likes Received:
    6
    Ans just waht is so wrong with that? :mad :lol :phat
     
  7. Bella

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2006
    Messages:
    5,930
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Female
    :lol
    ~Bella
     
  8. Bella

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2006
    Messages:
    5,930
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Female
    Not me!! :lol
    Just read this...
    Thought "Santa" was a woman!
    :rofl
    ~Bella
     
  9. Bella

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2006
    Messages:
    5,930
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Female
    :nerv
    Uh oh!
    ~Bella
     
  10. AnonymousOne

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2006
    Messages:
    5,845
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    ZING!

    Bella ... you in trooooooouuuubbble. :lol
     
  11. Bella

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2006
    Messages:
    5,930
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Female

    :shrug
    What did I do now ???
    :rofl
    Told you I was naughty!
    ~Bella