So my wife was on the computer checking out a forum that she is on when I walked by her, I whipped my penis out and put it on her shoulder and waited to see what she would do. She squirmed out of the way and told me to put it away and that she was busy. About an hour later she was eating a hot pocket and I decided it would be a good idea to walk around the house butt naked, I walked into the room and she yelled at me to go put some clothes on and she didn't want it getting in her food. For one, I was a good 10 feet away from her and two, sticking my cock in her hot hot pocket does not sound very smart to me and I have no idea why anyone would do that. Has this ever happened to anyone else? Or am I the only one? While it entertains me when she does this stuff it also makes me feel that she is no longer sexually attracted to me. I'll admit, I'm not the biggest guy out there. I'm only about 7 and a quarter inches but she is 4'11" so I'm about the length of her forearm and as round as her wrist. I'd say that is a good ratio. Input is welcome here from ladies and guys. Does this sound like normal pregnancy behaviour?