Quiz - we know how often you masturbate based on your zodiac sign

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  1. Sweetlysad

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    I got once a day which is correct lol!
     
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    Damn! Three times a day lol hmmmm..it depends.
     
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    Wow you are busy lol!
     
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    Libra: twice a day- sometimes ;)
     
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    Lol.. I'm two a Taurus is two it's been known.. but DOGE.. really will need to take much more time off work to fit all his in :D
     
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    I prefer having a helping hand. :p
     
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    Well yes we all do! But this is about what you do with your own hands :) lol!
     
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    I can see it now. Peeps saying sorry boss I'm suppose to be wanking 3 times a day.. you'll have to cut my hours down! :D

    Maybe it'll work haha
     
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    What can I say i'm a horny bastard. :p :D
     
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    Oh dear, I'm only three times a week!! Mind you, perhaps that just means my pussy is usually otherwise occupied.... ;) :D
     
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    Hahahahahaha! Too funny, heehee! :) xx
     
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    Doge may just try it I don't know. He's the only 3 time a dayer so far! lol
     
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    This is the sign I was born under:
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    LMAO!
     
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    That's exactly why i'm a switch hitter. :p
     
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    Mmmmmm, now those are words every girl loves to hear... ;) xx
     
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    What's even more funny about that pic the guys only smiling on one side of his face.. a good wank makes me smile all across my face! lol
     
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    You got: you’re masturbating right now :D
    Nope, it's about 10 minutes behind...