Question for the guys about female morning-after behavior

Discussion in 'Sex and Relationships' started by scorpio_nymph, Aug 9, 2007.

  1. scorpio_nymph

    scorpio_nymph New Member

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    say you go over to a female's house (under the understanding that you're about to get laid), you bang the broad, and then you pass out for a few minutes- the way it usually goes, in my experience.
    then you wake up and you see her reading the tags on your clothes (which, of course, are strewn all over the floor). yeah, reading the tags... on your clothes.
    what would you think about that?
     
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    I'm not a guy... but I have to say, I had a laugh about that :lol You didn't busted reading tags yourself by any chance?

    I've done that before, but never been caught luckily. Only time I've ever done it though has been in actual relationships, and only reason has been if I know there's an occasion coming up (usually birthday) and don't know what to get them, and want to make a mental note of his shirt size in case that helps with the gift shopping.
     
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    I would laugh...not a big deal. I'd probably have to ask why as well.
     
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    I agree....
     
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    " Bang the Broad " sounds like a game. Lets play....:brow

    If the woman is curious about something why doesn't she just ask?:shrug Otherwise the man might get suspicious, depending on the situation, and how well he knew the woman.
     
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    I usually cuddle my women after sex, so I would be holding you captive and you couldn't read my clothes tags. The memories (not too long ago either) of clothes strewn all over the room - priceless!
     
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    ok, i'll admit it, the tag-reading broad was yours truly.
    i'm not even sure if he saw me or not though. we'd just finished and he'd fallen asleep, but i was restless so i start reading the tags on his clothes... he wears a size 'L' shirt... anyway, it fuckin startled me when he woke up and went "i gotta go" so dropped what i was holding. not sure if he saw or not.
     
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    Lets see... You "bang" the "broad" and then pass out. My guess she is looking for the name tag your mama sowed in so she can send her boy home!!:dgrin
     
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    i'm 18 years old; that's how we talk.
     
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    what was it you were looking for? brand names?
     
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    Im 18 too and hmm i guess we just live in different places...lol

    But seriously what were u looking for?...Sizes, Brands, Wash directions?
     
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    i was originally gonna put the word "bitch" in place of 'broad', but i thought that would probably be offensive. i'm sure i was probably right.
    and yeah, i was kind curious about brands and sizes, but mostly just restless and felt like reading shit.
    none of his stuff was from wal-mart. niiiiiiice.
     
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    "Bang the broad". Thats a fairly disinterested phrase so why should you care if she wants to see if you wear designer or not.
     
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    I would just wonder what your doing, ask you, laugh, then go back to sleep
     
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    Does it really matter if he bought clothes at wal-mart? Or are we really that focussed with designer gear that costs twice as much and you have to have a brand name???
     
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    Er, that is sort of my point.:eyes
     
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    I would be intrigued if someone was doing that and curious about why they were but it wouldn't bother me. There are worse things they could be nosing at!!
     
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    I would laugh