I've never been completely smashed where I was unable to remember anything. The worst I've done is simply taken 4 shots of vodka within about a 5 minute period. Sure, it messed me up a bit, but I remember every word I said, and everything I did. 90% of the time when I do get out somewhere, which is rare because I'm 20, I'm normally the sober guy just watching out over everybody (a lot of my friends call me dad). But I was just wondering, this isn't to be some kind of a race or competition, but I was just curious - for YOU, what does it take to get so piss drunk that you could probably have sex with a farm animal and not remember it in the morning? It'd be best to specify amount of shots/bottles of beer and in how long of a time span.