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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by HotForHoney, Apr 9, 2015.
Heard on the radio, why wouldn't you date yourself?
Cuz I'm a guy. I don't fly that way.
Pretty sure that wasn't what they were looking for.
What are you kidding? I would totally date me if i.was cloned. Hot, sexy and awesome with a great personality! Oh yea, i would date me and anything i ask me to do!
I have emotional baggage. There are times I can get a little jealous & possessive.
Although I can clean up well, I'm a slobby dresser, 90% time including at work i'm in my gym shorts and muscle shirts.
Too set in my ways. Not always very compromising. Like being able to do what I want to do when I want to do it. Dick is shrinking as I age.
Some things have to get done on MY time or else. Other things can sit for days.
I don't want to have to pay for dinner etc.
And I don't like women.
My sarcasm can very easily be misinterpreted as my real feelings or not as funny as I think.
10 Reasons I Wouldn't Date Myself...
1) Always trying to one-up myself in random trivia.
2) Always be competing with myself for a better/more extensive collection of "nerd" paraphernalia
3) Sarcastic as all get out
4) Act the clown all the time; then get butthurt when nobody takes me seriously
5) Got too much "baggage"
6) Have you met that guy's family?
7) Puts priority on things/animals rather than people
8) Don't usually go for blondes
9) Aspires to mediocrity; not greatness
10) Way too much of a kid still; not mature enough
I'm married, but I find this to be an interesting question. Why, if single, would I not date someone just like me? I think some couples do well if one has strengths in an area the other is weak in and vice versa.
I don't think it works so well if two people are completely opposite, because you really have to work to find things you both enjoy. Sometimes I refer to myself as the "ya wanna go girl"....ya wanna go hiking?, ya wanna go on a picnic?, etc. This drove my ex crazy because he was a homebody, and we did not have the same interests at all.
Well first I would need to be an attractive, sexy, gregarious young woman then the date would be a perfect match but since those things are not quite like that then....nah piss off!
I would never get involved with someone that's married
I can be very boring !
I'm incredibly difficult to get along with at times.
I'm opinionated, and my opinion is the right one.
I'm manipulative at times.
I'm not a sympathetic or empathetic person.
I am not a easy going as I might seem. It's very hard to get past my stoney facade.
I'm a lovely person with great tits but yeah...the walls I build to protect myself are high and thick...
Trick is finding the door
Is that really you big Sis?
Never realised your tits were that size